The Resume

(March 1, 1953- )
Born in Berlin, Germany
Married Elton John in Sydney, Australia on February 14, 1983
Divorced him in November 1988
Reportedly worked as a sound technician during the early 80’s

Why she might be annoying:

She married Elton the same year she met him, having their wedding three days after he proposed.
At the time they met, Elton then identified himself as bisexual.
She froze the top layer of their wedding cake to enjoy on their first anniversary.
She sued Elton after ‘The Rocketman’ movie came out as she felt her portrayal breached their post-divorce privacy agreement. (2020)

Why she might not be annoying:

She retracted from the public eye after her divorce.
She resembles Stockard Channing.
Their divorce prompted Elton to come out again, that time as a gay man.
She wanted to become a record producer.

Credit: battyx3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 15]
• Elton John Doesn't Like Me
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Clasped
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Look at Me, I'm Dressed as a Bride
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Bow Tie
• Look at Me, I'm with Elton John
• Look at My Flowers
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56631)
• Recluses
• We Got Married on Valentine's Day [February 14th] (Ranked: 1984)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 122 Votes: 63.11% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying