The Resume

(February 13, 1951- )
Best known as David Kessler in ‘An American Werewolf in London (1981)’
Acted in ‘Desire, the Vampire (1982),’ ‘Hot Dog . . . The Movie (1984),’ ‘Getting Physical (1984),’ ‘My Sister Sam (1986-1988),’ ‘Private Affairs (1987),’ ‘Goddess of Love (1988),’ ‘Desert Steel (1989),’ ‘Steel and Lace (1991),’ ‘Seinfeld (1991),’ ‘John Carpenter Presents Body Bags (1993),’ ‘Amityville: A New Generation (1993),’ ‘Mirror, Mirror III: The Voyeur (1995),’ ‘Ice Cream Man (1995),’ ‘Touched by an Angel (1996),’ ‘Cybill (1997),’ ‘JAG (2000-2001)’ and ‘Flying Virus (2001)’
Recorded the disco hit ‘Makin’ It’

Why he might be annoying:

His career never really took off.
He primarily acts in horror films, teen sex comedies and other schlocky genres.
He sang ‘Wouldn’t You Like To Be a Pepper Too?’ in a series of 1970’s Dr. Pepper ads.
He is straight, but loves Broadway musicals.
One critic called him a ‘dancing pansy.’

Why he might not be annoying:

‘An American Werewolf in London’ still has a large cult following.
Some consider it the best-ever werewolf movie.
He says he’s glad he wasn’t in the horrendous sequel, ‘An American Werewolf in Paris.’
He starred in the sitcom ‘My Sister Sam,’ but the show ended suddenly when star Rebecca Schaeffer was murdered by a stalker.
He was a skilled soccer player in college.
He continues trying to have a career.

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Amityville Horror [Series]
• Bravo's 100 Scariest Movie Moments [2004] (Ranked: 42)
• Cat Eyes
• Channel 4's 100 Greatest Scary Moments [Britain - October 2003] (Ranked: 16)
• Fish Eyes
• Fridays' Guest Hosts
• Gun Control Activists
• I am a New Englander
• I Have Pointy Teeth
• I Performed on American Bandstand [L-Q]
• I Portrayed a Monster
• I Portrayed a Werewolf
• I Portrayed an Italian Character
• I Portrayed The Flash
• John Carpenter Films
• Murder She Wrote Guest Stars
• Oops, I Recorded a Disco Song
• Planet of the Apes [Series]
• Profiles 14251-14500 (Ranked: 14316)
• Seinfeld - Guest Stars
• Sharknado [Film Series]
• Silver Foxes [Gray and Don't Care]
• Soda Advertisers
• Stars of Horror Films
• Touched by an Angel and Guest Stars
• TV Theme Song Singers
• VH-1's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders (Ranked: 54)
• VH-1's I Love the 70's Volume 2 Commentators
• Wacky Eyes
• Wieland Kalligaro's Profiles [Series 5]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 63 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 18 Votes: 5.56% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 27 Votes: 48.15% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 34 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 88 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 132 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 147 Votes: 49.66% Annoying