The Resume

(March 21, 1978- )
Born in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Shortstop for the Minnesota Twins (1999-2004), Washington Nationals (2005-2010) and Texas Rangers (2010)
Switch hitter

Why he might be annoying:

His surname sounds like 'Goose-man.'
He spent the entire 2006 season on the disabled list.
He posted career lows in many categories during his first season with the Nationals.
He has both his ears pierced.

Why he might not be annoying:

He led the American League in triples for three out of four years (2000-2003).
He is an excellent defensive shortstop when healthy.
He was a member of the Nationals inaugural opening day roster.
He was one of the prospects the Twins received from the Yankees in the Chuck Knoblauch trade.
He is the second infielder in MLB history to record 20 triples in a season.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Buddy! Dude! Man! Guy!
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3211978)
• Dominicans
• I Hit For The Cycle (Ranked: 2008)
• Minnesota Twins
• Profiles 19501-19750 (Ranked: 19645)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 05]
• Texas Rangers
• Washington Nationals

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 30 Votes: 63.33% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 30 Votes: 63.33% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 70 Votes: 68.57% Annoying