The Resume

(December 27, 1964- )
Born in New York City, New York
Notable works include 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding,' 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2,' 'The Drew Carey Show,' 'Edtv,' 'Rookie of the Year,' 'Chasing Papi,' 'Underclassman,' 'Smart Guy,' 'Cougar Town,' ''Til There Was You,' 'Get a Clue,' 'Felicity,' 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?'
Appeared in Alanis Morissette's 'Hands Clean' music video
Half-Puerto Rican and half-Jewish

Why he might be annoying:

He's short and pudgy with a bald head.
He divorced Nia Vardalos after 25 years of marriage.
He converted to the Greek Orthodox faith when he got married, which served as the inspiration for Nia's movie 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.'
He looks like a cross between Mitch Pileggi and Jason Alexander.
He has thick bushy eyebrows.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was one of the more notable actors/comedians who appeared on both 'The Drew Carey Show' and 'Whose Line is it Anyway?.'
He adopted a daughter in 2008.
He frequently collaborated with Nia on movie and television projects, prior to their divorce.
He is both Puerto Rican and Ashkenazi Jewish descent.
He is a versatile actor, who has acted in various projects in both film and television.
He rose to prominence after starring in 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.'

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baby Faces
• Born Half-Jewish
• Bow Tie Wearers
• Bushy Eyebrows
• Catholics who are Partially Jewish
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Coke Bottle Glasses
• Coolest Jews in Hollywood
• Criollos [White Hispanics]
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Deadpan Comedians
• Drew Carey Show
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 01]
• Fat Comedians
• Felicity
• Fish Eyes
• Freckle Faces
• Goatees
• Hebrew Hunks
• Horseshoe Haircut
• I Adopted a Child
• I am a Jew who Converted to Christianity
• I am Greek
• I am Puerto Rican
• I Became a Dad in 2008
• I Converted to Catholicism
• I Converted to Judaism
• I Have Dimples
• I Married in 1993
• I Married Outside My Race
• I Portrayed a Doctor on TV
• I Portrayed a Spy
• I Portrayed a Teacher
• I Portrayed an FBI Agent
• I Separated from My Spouse [2018]
• Jewish Comedians
• Joker Faces/Huge Grins
• Little People [5'3 and Shorter] - Male
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Tux
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing an Uncontrollable Tie
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Eating
• Murphy Brown’s Secretaries
• Mustaches
• My Character Died on Lost
• Nobody Told Me I'm Old
• Pie Faces
• Profiles 53751-54000 (Ranked: 53798)
• Second City Alumni
• Shrek Heads
• Sourpuss Faces
• Suave Latinos
• Whose Line is it Anyway?

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying