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Mercury Morris

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Football Player

The Resume

    (January 5, 1947- )
    Born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
    Birth name is Eugene Morris
    Running back for the Miami Dolphins (1969-1975) and San Diego Chargers (1976)
    Attended West Texas A&M University

Why he might be annoying:

    He will never let anybody forget that he was on the undefeated '72 Dolphins team.
    He goes by his nickname, 'Mercury.'
    He starred in a blaxploitation movie called 'The Black Six.'
    He was arrested for trafficking cocaine (1982).
    When discussing the closest team to matching the perfect season, the 2007 Patriots, he often insulted them through rapping.
    He does commercials for Austin Hair Transplantation and Replacement with Wade Boggs.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was a part of the NFL's only undefeated team, the 1972 Dolphins.
    He won two Super Bowls with the Dolphins.
    Morris and Larry Csonka were the NFL's first duo of backs to each run for 1,000 yards in a season.
    He made it in the NFL after coming out of a really small school.

Credit: Rocky


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 36 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 164 Votes: 69.51% Annoying