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Houston Texans

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Sports Team

The Resume

    (2001- )
    Located in Houston, Texas
    No Super Bowl championships
    No retired numbers

Why they might be annoying:

    They're a result of the expansion-mania started in the 1990's.
    You can tell that the city of Houston spent a grand total of 15 seconds deciding what to call their football team.
    The only reason the city of Houston was awarded an NFL team is because the city of Los Angeles didn't want one (1999).
    Their record through their first two seasons is 9-23.

Why they might not be annoying:

    They were necessary to balance the league which was made uneven by the 1999 addition of the Cleveland Browns.
    Unlike Cleveland, they did not force the league to give them all the former Houston Oilers, colors, logo, stats, etc.
    They won their first game as a franchise against in-state rivals the Dallas Cowboys.
    They won their 2003 opener against the Miami Dolphins in a huge upset which, many feel, potentially killed the Dolphins' season.
    During a game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, in which they were losing by 3 points with 2 seconds left in the game on the 1 yard line, head coach Dom Capers made the decision to go for the win instead of the tie. Quarterback David Carr went for the quarterback sneak and ended up scoring the touch down for the win.
    Their stadium, Reliant Stadium, will host the 2004 Super Bowl.

Credit: Poeboy and His Name is Robert

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Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 35 Votes: 5.71% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 94 Votes: 45.74% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 39 Votes: 79.49% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 28 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 42 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 232 Votes: 32.33% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 103 Votes: 56.31% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 188 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 346 Votes: 54.34% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 413 Votes: 53.27% Annoying