The Resume

(August 11, 2000- )
Son of Guy Ritchie and Madonna

Why he might be annoying:

What kind of name is Rocco?
He is famous because of his mom.
He was born to unmarried parents.
His christening gown was designed by Donatella Versace and cost $44,000.
He doesn't clean up after himself.
He sometimes smells like urine.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was born via cesarean section in an emergency birth.
He was the strongest reason for Madonna for eventually marrying Guy.
He will not likely have his MTV since Madonna does not allow Lourdes to watch television (BITCH!!!).
When he's old enough to change his mom's diapers, he probably won't auction them for charity.

Credit: BattyX3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 02]
• Courtside Seats
• I Appeared in a Madonna Video
• I'm a Bastard
• Look at Me, I Like Fruit
• Look at Me, I'm a Woman in Shades
• Look at Me, I'm Holding a Baby
• Look at Me, I'm with Madonna
• Profiles 6251-6500 (Ranked: 6301)
• Sons of Celebrities

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 54 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 57 Votes: 54.39% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 161 Votes: 44.10% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 140 Votes: 44.29% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 482 Votes: 42.74% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 453 Votes: 41.72% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 650 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 279 Votes: 48.03% Annoying