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Zach Thomas

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Football Player

The Resume

    (September 1, 1973- )
    Attended Texas Tech
    Drafted in 1st round by the Miami Dolphins
    Played for the Miami Dolphins (1996-2007) and Dallas Cowboys (2008)
    College highlights include Member of Consensus All-American and All-Southwest Conference first team as a senior, finalist for the Butkus Award (nation's top linebacker) and Football News' Defensive Player of the Year
    Member of his high school football Hall of Fame

Why he might be annoying:

    The Miami Dolphins defense was notorious for choking towards the end of the season and preventing them to go far in the playoffs.
    His neck is wider than his head.
    Although being one of the most talented linebackers in the game, he wasn't half as intimidating as Ray Lewis.
    He's one of the shortest starting middle linebackers in NFL history.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He played linebacker and running back during college.
    As a senior in college he recorded 158 tackles, 6 sacks, 3 fumble recoveries, 5 forced fumbles and 8 deflected passes and his running back numbers were 928 yards and 8 touchdowns with 164 carries.
    He played baseball during college.
    His favorite movies are Braveheart and Scarface.
    He was the Dolphins representative for the United Way public service announcement in 1997.
    He's assisted in building houses for Habitat for Humanity.
    For every sack and tackle he made, he donated money to the Miami Project to Cure Paralysis.
    His sister married team-mate Jason Taylor.
    He's willing to take pay-cuts to help the Miami Dolphins acquire quality free-agents.
    He got the chance to play with his idol, outside linebacker Junior Seau.

Credit: His Name is Robert


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 44.83% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 40 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 88 Votes: 57.95% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 130 Votes: 54.62% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 220 Votes: 55.45% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 257 Votes: 57.59% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 203 Votes: 48.77% Annoying