The Resume

(September 1, 1981- )
Birth name is Clinton Earl Portis
Played college football for the Miami Hurricanes (2000-02)
Member of the Denver Broncos (2002-04) and Washington Redskins (2004-2010)

Why he might be annoying:

He was the 51st overall pick in the NFL's 2002 draft after expecting to be in the top 5.
Many feel that his statistics are a product of Denver's amazing offensive line, who have produced four different 1,000 yard rushers in the past 7 years.
He's often criticized for being too short to be part of a power running game.

Why he might not be annoying:

He proved to be more productive than the 50 players chosen before him.
He lead the Miami Hurricanes to an undefeated season and national championship (2002).
He's third on UM's all-time rushing list behind Edgerrin James and Ottis Anderson.
He almost rushed for 2,000 yards in his rookie season in the NFL.
He won the AP's NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year (2002).
He scored 5 touchdowns in a game against the Kansas City Chiefs (December 7, 2003).

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [September] (Ranked: 9011981)
• Denver Broncos
• Diseased Initials
• Football Players
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 3]
• I Attended Sean Taylor's Funeral [December 3, 2007]
• I Attended University of Miami [Florida]
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Look at Me, I'm Accepting My Award
• Look at Me, I'm Smooching
• NFL Rookies of the Year (Ranked: 2002)
• NFL Running Backs
• Presidential Names
• Profiles 10001-10250 (Ranked: 10132)
• Represented by Drew Rosenhaus
• Terry Tate Beat Me Up
• Washington Commanders

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 32 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 78.95% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 28 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 93 Votes: 73.12% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 144 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 245 Votes: 67.35% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 293 Votes: 61.43% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 29 Votes: 37.93% Annoying