The Resume

(June 13, 2001- )
Born in Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada
Drafted fourth overall by the Colorado Avalanche in the 2019 NHL Entry Draft
Defenseman for the Colorado Avalanche (2020-24) and the Buffalo Sabres
Stanley Cup champion (2022)

Why he might be annoying:

He is a pretty boy.
He enjoys bowhunting in his spare time.
He suffered three concussions during the 2021 calendar year.
Some hockey pundits felt he was rushed into the NHL prematurely.
He earned notoriety after he was stopped by a Denver police officer and nearly turned away from joining his teammates in the 2022 Stanley Cup parade.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is the son of former NHL forward Shawn Byram.
He established himself as a top four defenseman while playing for Vancouver of the WHL.
He was drafted by the Avalanche with the pick acquired in a 2017 three-way trade involving the Nashville Predators and Ottawa Senators.
He scored his first career NHL goal in the first game of the 2021-22 season.
He emerged as a top four defenseman during the Avalanche's run to the 2022 Stanley Cup.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Buffalo Sabres
• Colorado Avalanche
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 03]
• Gel Heads
• Goatees
• I Come from Canada
• I Took Too Many Shots to the Head
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Mustaches
• NHL Defensemen
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 54751-55000 (Ranked: 54815)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Sons of Celebrities
• Tested Positive for COVID-19
• Western Hockey League Alumni

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying