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Mike Clevinger

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Baseball Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He looks like one of those heavy drinkers that's always getting drunk at the sorority parties.
    His fastball velocity endured a sharp decline following his Tommy John surgery.
    He sports some very hippie looking hair.
    He resembles Diplo, but with longer hair.
    He looks sort of like he just woke up from a nap.
    He got suspended 50 games by MLB for steroid use.
    He fathered three daughters with three different women.
    He was suspended by the Indians after he violated COVID-19 protocols, which played a factor in the team's decision to trade him.
    He sported his hair in a shag hairstyle early in his career.
    He has an affinity for spiked shoes.
    He is a hipster, and often posts quotes from the likes of Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon on his social media platforms.
    He wears vampire gold caps on the bottom of his front teeth.
    He contradicted himself by claiming he wasn't a Bob Dylan fan, yet he later admitted that he listens to his music on occasion.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He has a sleeve tattoo.
    He sat out a year and a half recuperate from Tommy John surgery, and was afraid he was never gonna be able to pitch again as a result.
    His long hair earned him the nickname 'Sunshine' after the Ronnie Bass character in 'Remember The Titans.'
    At 6'4, he sports an intimidating frame for a pitcher of his stature.
    He enjoys listening to 1980's music, in addition to Bob Dylan.
    In an interview, he said he would rather choose red wine over working out.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying