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Cristiano Ronaldo

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (February 5, 1985- )
    Birth name is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro
    Played for Sporting Lisbon (1999-2003)
    Plays for Manchester United (2003-2009)
    Featured for Portugal in the UEFA Under 17 Championships
    Represented Portugal at the 2006 Fifa World Cup, 2004 Olympics and Euro 2004
    Nicknamed 'Ronnie' and 'Ronaldo'
    Real Madrid offered Manchester United $120 million for him (June 2009)

Why he might be annoying:

    He was questioned by the police for an alleged sexual assault (October 2005).
    He dated women ten years older than him.
    He is rumored to be gay even though he has only dated women.
    He weeps after every game he loses.
    A one-match ban was imposed upon him by UEFA after a ‘one-fingered gesture.'
    Although he has played for Man Utd for quite some time his English is deplorable.
    He shaves his legs.

Why he might not be annoying:

    As a child, when there wasn't a soccer ball around, he'd make one out of socks.
    He was named the sexiest player of Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006 by a Dutch gay magazine.
    He was signed by Man Utd for £12.24 million which was the highest fee they ever paid for a teenager (2003).
    He got the famous number 7 shirt at Man Utd which was worn by Old Trafford legends such as George Best.
    He was named FIFPro Special Young Player of the Year 2005, the only award to be voted for by fans.
    He ranked 20th in the FIFA Player of the Year 2005 standings.
    He was nominated for the Best Young Player at the FIFA 2006 World Cup.
    He flew out an 11 year old Indonesian tsunami survivor along with his father to attend one of the World Cup qualifiers in June 2005, covering all their expenses.
    He appears on the cover of the video game FIFA Street 2.
    He's not afraid to show his feelings.

Credit: Amortentia

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 24 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 56 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 58 Votes: 46.55% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 74 Votes: 47.30% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 333 Votes: 69.97% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 201 Votes: 51.74% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 179 Votes: 50.84% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 46 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 64 Votes: 46.88% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 50 Votes: 58.00% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 134 Votes: 55.22% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 114 Votes: 64.04% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 151 Votes: 65.56% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 179 Votes: 47.49% Annoying