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Carli Lloyd

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (July 16, 1982- )
    Born in Delran Township, New Jersey
    Midfielder for the Chicago Red Stars, Sky Blue FC, Atlanta Beat (Women’s Professional Soccer league), and Houston Dash (National Women’s Soccer League)
    2008 United States Soccer Athlete of the Year
    Hat trick in final of 2015 Women’s World Cup (5-2 against Japan)
    5 ft 7 in
    United States Women’s National Team (2005– )

Why she might be annoying:

    She learned to love golf through her boyfriend.
    She also admits to loving to shop.
    The Western New York Flash traded her to the Dash with no advance notice.
    SB Nation called her ‘the weirdest world class professional athlete ever’ — agonizingly pathetic for much of the game and an invincible powerhouse at the final minute.'
    She shares a name with an American volleyball player — right down to the orthography.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Her mother described her as being one of the boys — at age five.
    At Rutgers, where she played for the Scarlet Knights, she was the first athlete to achieve four consecutive First-Team All-Big East honors.
    Hope who? Alex who?
    ‘You cannot rely on talent alone; talent will only get you so far.’
    She was the only player to score any goals in the gold medal games at Beijing or London (one and two respectively).
    Not only was she the first female to achieve three goals in one World Cup final match, it hadn’t happened for 39 years!

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 147 Votes: 48.98% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 35 Votes: 45.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying