The Resume

(February 24, 1961- )
Born in San Antonio, Texas
Notable film and television works include 'Spider-Man 3,' 'Renegade,' 'Con Air,' 'Traffic,' 'The Cable Guy,' 'NYPD Blue,' 'Beverly Hills, 90210,' 'Walker, Texas Ranger,' 'Hitman: Agent 47,' 'JAG,' 'ER,' 'A Man Apart,' 'Never Get Outta the Boat', 'Bruce Almighty,' 'Ali G Indahouse,' 'Rush,' 'Howard Stern's Son of the Beach,' 'Law and Order: Special Victims Unit,' 'Z Nation,' 'Metro,' 'Sons of Anarchy' and 'Mayans M.C.'

Why he might be annoying:

He is divorced.
He is typecast as gangsters, criminals and law enforcement officers.
He was one of seven children in his family.
He sports a walrus moustache.
He looks like a poor man's version of Raymond Cruz.
He has dumbo ears.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was in 'Spider-Man 3,' of which he says is his favorite superhero of all time.
He grew up in Los Angeles's Frogtown neighborhood, which was considered one of the roughest ones in the city.
He credits acting as being his saving grace, as he was able to stay out of trouble as a result.
He enlisted in the U.S. Army at the age of 18.
He has performed stand-up comedy, as well as acting.
He is actually a nice guy, despite his rough and menacing exterior.
He appeared as a gangster in 'Bruce Almighty' (2003).

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bruce Almighty [2003]
• Dumbo Ears
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 02]
• Gel Heads
• Goatees
• I am a Texan
• I am Mexican
• I Have a Sleeve Tattoo
• I Married in 2009
• I Portrayed a Gangster
• I Portrayed an FBI Agent
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Marvel Cinematic Universe Films
• Military Brats
• Mustaches
• My Name is Earl's Guest Stars
• Nobody Told Me I'm Old
• Profiles 54001-54250 (Ranked: 54025)
• Rag Mop Hair
• Sons of Anarchy
• Spider-Man [Film Series]
• Suave Latinos

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 25 Votes: 24.00% Annoying