The Resume

(September 15, 1986- )
Born in Simi Valley, California
Running back for the Toronto Argonauts (2011-13; 2015-16)
Strength and conditioning coach for the Toronto Argonauts (2014-15) Grey Cup Most Valuable Player (2012)

Why he might be annoying:

He was passed over in the NFL Draft as a result of his small stature.
To add further insult to injury, he wasn't invited to the NFL Scouting Combine in his senior year.
His playing career was derailed due to injuries.
He came out of retirement a year and a half after he initially announced it.
He spent his final season on the Argonauts practice squad, not receiving any playing during the regular season.

Why he might not be annoying:

He flourished playing at the University of New Hampshire under Chip Kelly.
He left UNH among the top ten leaders in career rushing yards.
He earned a tryout with the Jacksonville Jaguars as an undrafted free agent, after he impressed scouts during a private workout.
His solid play during his rookie season prompted the Argos to elevate him to the starter midway through the 2012 season.
He earned Grey Cup MVP honors after he rushed for 133 yards and recorded 62 yards on eight pass receptions (2012).
He spent his entire playing career with the Argonauts.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 05]
• Football Players
• Goatees
• Grey Cup MVPs (Ranked: 2012)
• I Attended University of New Hampshire
• I Played in the Canadian Football League
• I Retired, Just Kidding
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at My Fist
• Mustaches
• Ogres [Huge and Hulky]
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56595)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying