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Luis Suarez

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (January 24, 1987- )
    Born in Salto, Uruguay
    Played football for clubs in Uruguay (2005-2006), the Netherlands (2006-2011), Liverpool (2011-2014) and Barcelona (2014- )
    Played for the Uruguayan national football team (2007 - )
    2013-2014 Premier League Player Of The Season
    Most famous for biting Italy's Giorgio Chiellini at the 2014 World Cup (June 24, 2014)
    Was punished by FIFA with a nine-game ban, a 100,000 Swiss franc-fine and banned from all football related activity for four months in response to the bite

Why he might be annoying:

    He'd already bitten two other players in the four years leading to the most famous sports bite since Mike Tyson.
    His biting escapades earned him the nickname 'Chewy Louie.'
    At the 2010 World Cup, he was red-carded for handballing a potential game-winning goal for Ghana right at the net.
    He once refused to shake the hand of French player Patrice Evra and even hurled a racial slur at him.
    He had bad behavior even as a kid. It's his football talent that has kept him from being expelled from clubs over the years.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is already Uruguay's top goalscorer.
    He has won major accolades like 2011 Copa Americas Player Of The Tournament and Premier League Player Of The Season.
    Many people in the football world including his Uruguayan teammates and Chiellini himself felt his ban for the bite was too excessive.
    He became a stronger football player when his girlfriend moved to Barcelona in 2003 and he felt being a better player would help him move there.
    It worked and they married in 2009.
    He switched from Liverpool to Barcelona mostly so he could spend more time with his wife and her family.

Credit: Insane In Da Brain


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying