The Resume

(October 4, 1989- )
Born in Sarasota, Florida
Middle Name is Patrick
Pitcher for the Boston Red Sox (2009-11), San Diego Padres (2012-14), Atlanta Braves (2015-16), and San Francisco Giants (2017-18)

Why he might be annoying:

He shares his name with a songwriter for Kenny Rogers and George Strait.
He opted to forego college to pursue baseball, even turning down a scholarship to play football for the University of Tennessee.
He signed a minor league deal with the Chicago Cubs but was released during spring training (2017).
He sports Johnny Damon's Sox-era caveman look.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was ranked 22 among the Top 50 Prospects of 2011 by MLB.com.
His father, Pat Kelly, appeared in three major league games as a catcher for the Toronto Blue Jays.
He made his major league debut on August 27, 2012, which was his father's 57th birthday.
He found success with the LG Twins of the South Korean KBO League, signing a $1 million deal in 2018.
He’s buddies with Anthony Rizzo and they attended each other’s weddings.

Credit: Eddie Burphy & BoyWiththeGreenHair

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Atlanta Braves
• Bad Hair - Male
• Baseball Players
• Bears
• Boston Red Sox
• BoyWiththeGreenHair’s Profiles [Series 23]
• Bulldog Owners
• Cat Eyes
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [October] (Ranked: 10041989)
• Chicago Cubs
• Dual Sport Participants
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 06]
• Football Players
• Goatees
• Hazel Eyes
• I Became a Dad in 2019
• I Became a Dad in 2021
• I Had Tommy John Surgery
• I Married in 2019
• Jesus Hair
• Lion Manes
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Mustaches
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 892)
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56741)
• San Diego Padres
• San Francisco Giants
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Sons of Celebrities
• Wizard Beards

Year In Review:

In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying