The Resume

(August 31, 161-December 31, 192)
Birth name was Lucius Aelius Aurelius Commodus
Emperor of the Roman Empire (180-192 AD)
Son of Marcus Aurelius
'The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964)' and 'Gladiator (2000)' are loosely based on his reign

Why he might be annoying:

He dressed as Hercules to fight the gladiators much to the groans of his people.
He claimed to have killed over 12,000 men in gladiatorial combat.
He charged the city of Rome a large sum of money every time he appeared in the arena.
It is said, he ordered an entire city slaughtered because someone in the city gave him a dirty look.
He demanded that his people worship him as a living God.
He appointed thieves to govern the provinces taking a share of what was stolen.
He was often too busy having sex with the 300 women and young boys in his harem to administer the Roman state.
He 're-founded' the city of Rome as 'Colonia Commodiana' after part of the city burned to the ground (190).
He renamed all the months in the calendar in his honor.
He renamed the Roman Senate the 'Commodian Fortunate Senate.'
He renamed the Roman Army the 'Commodian Army.'
There were rumors that he was screwing his sister.
He ended a streak of five good emperors that did enormous benefit for the Roman Empire and its people.
His reign is often used to mark the beginnings of the decline of the Roman Empire.
Historians consider him one of the worst Roman emperors.

Why he might not be annoying:

He stopped persecution of Christians set forth during his father's reign.
He had a twin brother who died at age four.
His sister constantly plotted to overthrow him, so he was forced to execute her.
He might have been insane.
The army and the lower classes loved him for a large portion of his reign.
He held onto power for 12 years.
He was strangled in his sleep by his personal trainer.

Credit: Captain Howdy

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Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 27 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 20 Votes: 85.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 252 Votes: 53.97% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 133 Votes: 51.88% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 53 Votes: 69.81% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 117 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 112 Votes: 63.39% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 170 Votes: 66.47% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 213 Votes: 75.12% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 241 Votes: 72.61% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 59 Votes: 71.19% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 47 Votes: 78.72% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 89 Votes: 76.40% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 98 Votes: 70.41% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 117 Votes: 77.78% Annoying