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Fred the Elephant Boy

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Radio Personality

The Resume

    Birth name is Fred Schreiber
    Frequent guest on the Howard Stern show
    Appeared on Butt Bongo Fiesta
    Has a speech defect

Why he might be annoying:

    He is a fan of pro wrestling.
    He was temporarily banned from the Howard Stern Show after lying about having an affair with a married woman (May 1996).
    He made a phone recording on one of those personal telephone ads looking for a 'couple in their 30's or 40's where the man is bi.' He would deny being bi-sexual himself, but would eventually give in and admit to it.
    In order to prove that he was a man's man, he appeared in a porno where he wore women's leg stockings and took a strap-on dildo in his butt (1999).
    He was obsessed with one of Howard's interns and would write her love letters frequently.
    Hypnotist Paul McKenna tricked strippers from Scores into thinking that Fred was attractive.
    He enjoys visiting nude beaches.
    In addition to visiting nude beaches, he also enjoys visiting S&M clubs.
    While at a nude beach, he hooked up with an overweight chick even though he was currently dating someone.
    He missed out on the chance to have sex with porn star Alexandria Quinn because of him, temporarily, leaving the show (June 2000).
    He will sleep with just about anybody (and anything?).
    He is rumored to not shower often.
    He painted High Pitch Erik's testicles green in order to win an Xbox.
    A little while after that, he had his Xbox stolen. He returned to the show to spin the Wheel of Gay Sex. After spinning the Wheel of Gay Sex, he allowed himself to get pelted with marshmallows by Howard and the gang while naked.
    He has a hairy crotch and hairy armpits.
    He took part in a Wack Pack version of Bill Maher's 'Politically Incorrect,' which upset Bill very much.
    He got into somewhat of a heated feud with Captain Janks after Janks crank called Fred's mother.
    He has gone from being straight, to admitting he is bi, to being straight again.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He takes care of and supports his girlfriends' children.
    He is willing to get humiliated in order to make the bit funny.
    His New Years resolution for 1997 was to always be honest to Howard Stern.
    He did a parody of Sonny and Cher's 'I Got You Babe' with Crackhead Bob, which was very entertaining.
    He, along with Beetlejuice, Crackhead Bob, John the Stutterer and High Pitch Erik, took part in Howard's 'WASSAP?!' parody.
    He loves his mother and is willing to defend her.
    His speech impediment isn't as bad as it's made out to be.

Credit: His Name is Robert


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 40 Votes: 22.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 26 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 48 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 61 Votes: 80.33% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 67.80% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 32 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 71.74% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 85 Votes: 75.29% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 165 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 328 Votes: 70.12% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 522 Votes: 70.50% Annoying