The Resume

(March 28, 1985- )
Born in Santa Monica, California
Drafted second overall by the St. Louis Rams in the 2008 NFL Draft
Defensive end for the St. Louis Rams (2008-15), New England Patriots (2016) and the Philadelphia Eagles (2017-18)
Walter Payton Man of the Year Award winner (2018)

Why he might be annoying:

He is covered in tattoos.
He struggled to stay healthy during his career.
He was ejected from a game and given a hefty fine after he threw a punch at an opposing player (2013).
He was released from the Rams shortly after the move back to Los Angeles was made public.
He accepted the George S. Halas Trophy wearing a latex German Shepherd mask over his face.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is the son of former NFL defensive end turned football analyst Howie Long.
He is the second son of a Pro Football Hall of Fame inductee to be selected in the first round of the NFL Draft.
He was the sixth player in NFL history to win two Super Bowl rings with two different teams in consecutive years.
He donated his entire 2017 salary to charity.
His advocacy work with clean water initiatives, military appreciation and youth education earned him the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award in his final season.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 05]
• Football Players
• Goatees
• Hazel Eyes
• I Attended University of Virginia
• I Became a Dad in 2016
• I Became a Dad in 2018
• I Have a Sleeve Tattoo
• I Married in 2013
• I Sat/Took a Knee During the National Anthem
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Look at Me, Yes You! - Finger Pointers
• Look at My Face Paint
• Look at My Headband
• Los Angeles/St. Louis Rams
• Mustaches
• New England Patriots
• NFL Families (Ranked: 47)
• Ogres [Huge and Hulky]
• Philadelphia Eagles
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56644)
• Sons of Celebrities
• Walter Payton Man of the Year Award (Ranked: 2018)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying