The Resume

(July 19, 1968- )
Raised in New York City
Appeared/acted in 'Spider-Man,' 'Rock Bottom,' 'Ed,' 'Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn,' 'Errors, Freaks & Oddities,' 'American Dummy,' 'The Gynecologists' and 'Meet the Creeps'
Released the comedy album 'Yellow Discipline'

Why he might be annoying:

He saw himself as 'relatively amusing in a child molesting/stomach cancer kind of way' and as 'a meaty-breasted little nothing.'
He was labeled as an angry comic.
He was a commentator on MTV2's 'Stuff Magazine's Fugliest Rock Stars.'
He tried out for NBC's 'Last Comic Standing' but wasn't picked to advance to the second round.
He stands at 5'7.
He was a regular on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a regular guest on Colin Quinn's 'Tough Crowd.'
He was modest and humble when talking about his comedy act.
He was an insanely funny comedian with quick-thinking jokes.
He was good friends with Jim Florentine and Artie Lange.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2006 - 100 Least Annoying Celebrities (Ranked: 93)
• 2007 - Most Annoying 101-200 (Ranked: 166)
• 2007 Least Annoying 401-500 (Ranked: 442)
• 2008 Least Annoying 301-400 (Ranked: 349)
• Bed Wetters
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2009] (Ranked: 62)
• Celebrity Ghost Stories
• Chelsea Lately's Star-Studded 'Goodbye To E!' Musical Number [2014]
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Fat Comedians
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 2]
• Howard Stern's Enemy List
• I Attended the Bob Saget Roast [2008]
• I Don't Pull Punches
• Kevin Smith Films
• Look at Me, I'm Holding My Breasts
• Look at My Man Boobs
• Look at My Undies
• More Chins than are in a Chinese Phone Book
• Offensive Comedians
• Pale Faces
• Profiles 9501-9750 (Ranked: 9642)
• Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 38 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 130 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 45 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 61 Votes: 57.38% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 41 Votes: 51.22% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 85 Votes: 72.94% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 61 Votes: 63.93% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 61 Votes: 55.74% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 36 Votes: 52.78% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 94 Votes: 67.02% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 63 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 39 Votes: 58.97% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 152 Votes: 60.53% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 699 Votes: 33.62% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 5209 Votes: 44.02% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 4625 Votes: 37.77% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 295 Votes: 57.63% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 372 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 185 Votes: 54.05% Annoying