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Guy Roche

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Music Producer

The Resume

    Birth name is Guy Tevateua Roche
    Record producer and songwriter
    Best known for co-writing ‘What a Girl Wants, ‘I Turn to You, ‘and ‘Come On Over (All I Want is You)’ with Christina Aguilera
    Co-wrote ‘Never Say Never’ for Brandy
    Produced the single ‘Dreaming of You’ for Selena (released posthumously)
    Produced the singles ‘The One I Gave My Heart To’ and ‘Journey to the Past’ for <388>Aaliyah<388>

Why he might be annoying:

    He tried being an Instagram Influencer.
    Since shaving his trademark mustache, he resembles Tom Arnold.
    He put up with Abraham Quintanilla.
    He described Selena as initially aloof, saying: ‘In the studio, she was rather preoccupied with photo sessions, outfit and merch-designs, artist endorsements and [the] fan club. It felt like she was just in the thick of it and our recording session was just another event she had to get through’ ( he was later disabused of this notion after seeing and hearing her record).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He produced singles back-to-back with two legends: Aaliyah and Selena.
    He helped bring Christina Aguilera into a new level of maturity as an artist.
    He produced the hit singles ‘If You Asked Me To’ for Celine Dion and ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ for Cher (which reached #4 and #3 on the Billboard Hot 100).
    ‘Dreaming of You’ marked Selena’s transition to a mainstream pop sound and was a hit after her death.
    He said he wasn’t surprised by the album’s posthumous success, saying: ‘It was striking how down to earth she was. She put aside everything else to focus on recording a timeless vocal in her new studio, which we did.’

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Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying