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Miami Dolphins

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The Resume

    (March 3, 1965- )
    Located in Miami Gardens, Florida
    Two Super Bowl championships (VII, VIII)
    Three retired numbers: Bob Griese's #12, Dan Marino's #13 and Larry Csonka's #39
    Only perfect season in pro-football history (1972)

Why they might be annoying:

    They went 0-9 (including 4 losses in pre-season) before winning their first game.
    Although they were undefeated in ‘72, their season was one of the easiest schedules ever.
    They went nine consecutive years without winning a single playoff game after their two Super Bowl victories.
    Despite having one of the greatest quarterbacks, Dan Marino, for his entire career, never won them a Super Bowl.
    Don Shula became the all-time losingest coach in NFL history as a Dolphin.
    Since the mid 90's they are notorious for starting strong and choking by the end of the season.
    In Dan Marino and coach Jimmy Johnson’s last games ever, they lost 62-7 against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
    They has a live dolphin in a pool on the sidelines that would do tricks when the Dolphins' scored.

Why they might not be annoying:

    They are the AFL’s first expansion franchise.
    They set the AFL single game crowd record (68,125) in their third season.
    Dolphin's Don Shula became the first NFL coach to win 100 regular-season games in 10 seasons.
    They are the only team in NFL history to go undefeated in a season (1972).
    They won back-to-back Super Bowl’s (1972, 73).
    They ruined Chicago Bears attempt for a perfect winning season in 1985-86.
    Don Shula became the NFL’s winningest coach as a Dolphin.
    They have great rivalries with the Buffalo Bills, New York Jets and the New England Patriots.
    Eight Dolphins are in the Hall of Fame.

Credit: His Name is Robert

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Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 37 Votes: 16.22% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 89 Votes: 41.57% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 85 Votes: 49.41% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 34 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 117 Votes: 52.99% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 36 Votes: 52.78% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 50 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 95 Votes: 74.74% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 514 Votes: 75.29% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 345 Votes: 69.28% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 461 Votes: 58.57% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 320 Votes: 50.62% Annoying