The Resume

(October 30, 1990- )
Born in Yonkers, New York
Birth name is Joseph Matthew Panik
Second baseman for the San Francisco Giants (2014-19), New York Mets (2019), Toronto Blue Jays (2020-21) and the Miami Marlins (2021)
NL Gold Glove Award winner (2016)

Why he might be annoying:

He only retired, after he failed to catch on with another team.
His last name is spelt Panik, but pronounced like the actual word, 'panic.'
He still has a 'wet behind the ears' type of immature look happening for him.
He is rather small for a baseball player.
He played on three teams in a four year span after leaving the Giants.

Why he might not be annoying:

He attended St. John's University on a baseball scholarship.
He was born on Halloween eve.
He earned a World Series ring with the Giants (2014).
He has some very cool looking hair underneath that hat and helmet.
He hit the game-winning home run in Game 6 of the NLCS, which sent the Giants to their third World Series appearance in a five year span.
His defensive stop in Game 7 of the 2014 World Series was regarded as one of the most spectacular plays in the history of the series.
He set a new Giants franchise record, along with tying a major league record, for most hits recorded in a three-game series.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baby Faces
• Baseball Players
• Born on Halloween Eve [October 30th] (Ranked: 1990)
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 03]
• Goatees
• I Attended St. John's University
• I Became a Dad in 2021
• I Married in 2016
• I Retired, Just Kidding
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Miami Marlins
• Mustaches
• New York Mets
• NL Golden Glove Winners - Second Basemen (Ranked: 2016)
• Profiles 54501-54750 (Ranked: 54674)
• San Francisco Giants
• Toronto Blue Jays

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 201 Votes: 51.24% Annoying