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Kristan Cole

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The Resume

    (1962- )
    Born in Palmer, Alaska
    Middle name is Cheryl
    Owner/Founder of Kristan Cole Network Real Estate
    Close associate of Sarah Palin

Why she might be annoying:

    Huffington Post called her 'Sarah Palin's BFF.'
    She was described as wearing an as-seen-on-TV 'bump it' hair lift.
    She once threw Palin a gun range-themed baby shower.
    In a seeming conflict of interest, then-Governor Palin appointed her to the Alaska Board of Agriculture & Conservation.
    When the McCain-Palin campaign launched a 'Truth Squad' in 2008 'to combat the liberal media and dirty Democrats,' she was named to head up the Squad.
    After the election she was head trustee and spokesperson for Palin’s legal defense fund (The Alaska Fund Trust) to head off the number of ethics complaints filed with the governor's office.
    She gave a confusing and jumbled press release after claims started surfacing that Palin was 'involved' with the fund - another potential conflict of interest.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is a loyal friend.
    She met then-Sarah Heath when the two both served as student representatives from different schools for the Mat-Su school board (they were in elementary school at the time).
    She was named Miss Alaska and then Mrs. Alaska a few years later.
    She built a small but successful real estate business, initially heading up a team of only 15 people.
    She had the awkward job of interpreting Sarah's bewildering resignation speech to the national press.
    She was part of Palin's eclectic inner circle that attended the Iowa premiere of Steve Bannon's fawning documentary 'The Undefeated' - in which she has a quasi starring role.
    Sarah officiated at her wedding (a ceremony which, again, was held at a gun range).
    One of her kids suffered a traumatic ATV accident, leading her to create a foundation dispersing helmets for free to anyone who applies.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying