Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2010]

Sexiest Males

Missing: Jim Allen (missionary; 89) * James Crowley (50) * Kevin Garn (33) * Hutaree militia (75) * Don ‘Moose’ Lewis (63) * Masturbating guy on Chatroulette (25) * Tucker Max (52) * Ninja from Die Antwoord (91) * Jack Rebney (Winnebago Man; 79) * Robert Sormanti (96) * Simon Van Kempen (36)

This Category is Ranked. Sort by Ranking Based on Votes by clicking on Vote Ranking. Sort by the Collection's Ranking by clicking on List Ranking.

Vote RankingList Ranking  

48

1

Tiger Woods

Golfer

44.90% (22 of 49 votes)

22

2

Mike Sorrentino (The Situation)

TV Reality Show Contestant

75.00% (3 of 4 votes)

71

3

John Edwards

U.S. Senator

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

70

4

Kevin Smith (Director)

Filmmaker

5.88% (1 of 17 votes)

3

5

John Mayer

Musician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

2

6

Jesse James (Biker)

Athlete

100% (2 of 2 votes)

50

7

Glenn Beck

Radio Personality

44.83% (52 of 116 votes)

65

8

Jay Leno

Comedian

29.58% (42 of 142 votes)

31

9

Mark Sanford

U.S. Governor

62.50% (5 of 8 votes)

45

10

Pope Benedict XVI

Religious Figure

50.0% (6 of 12 votes)

66

11

Ben Roethlisberger

Football Player

29.17% (7 of 24 votes)

91

12

David Paterson

U.S. Governor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

90

13

Jake Pavelka

Aviator

0% (0 of 2 votes)

40

14

Rod Blagojevich

U.S. Governor

52.59% (71 of 135 votes)

25

15

James Cameron

Filmmaker

72.73% (16 of 22 votes)

18

16

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab

Terrorist

100% (5 of 5 votes)

67

17

Lil' Wayne

Vocalist

27.27% (12 of 44 votes)

17

18

Nick Jonas

Musician

100% (8 of 8 votes)

52

19

Mark McGwire

Baseball Player

42.22% (76 of 180 votes)

49

20

Corey Feldman

Actor

44.90% (22 of 49 votes)

38

21

Rahm Emanuel

Politician

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

15

22

Steven Seagal

Actor

100% (14 of 14 votes)

89

23

Adam Lambert

Vocalist

0% (0 of 1 votes)

64

24

Dick Cheney

U.S. Vice President

30.77% (64 of 208 votes)

16

26

Levi Johnston

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

63

27

Drake (Musician)

Musician

32.00% (16 of 50 votes)

62

28

Ryan Seacrest

TV Personality

32.00% (32 of 100 votes)

80

29

Richard Heene

Oddity

0% (0 of 0 votes)

54

30

Charlie Sheen

Actor

35.24% (37 of 105 votes)

36

31

Artie Lange

Comedian

58.70% (108 of 184 votes)

81

32

Glen Davis

Basketball Player

0% (0 of 1 votes)

47

34

David Letterman

Comedian

45.78% (76 of 166 votes)

35

35

Scott Disick

TV Personality

59.02% (108 of 183 votes)

82

37

Lou Dobbs

Commentator

0% (0 of 5 votes)

30

38

Guy Fieri

Chef

66.67% (2 of 3 votes)

32

39

Kanye West

Vocalist

61.07% (4286 of 7018 votes)

57

40

Pat Robertson

Televangelist

33.33% (21 of 63 votes)

85

41

Sammy Sosa

Baseball Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

84

42

Bear Grylls

Adventurer

0% (0 of 1 votes)

14

43

Wes Anderson

Filmmaker

100% (2 of 2 votes)

13

44

Will.i.am

Vocalist

100% (2 of 2 votes)

56

45

Roman Polanski

Filmmaker

33.58% (45 of 134 votes)

83

46

Simon Monjack

Filmmaker

0% (0 of 2 votes)

42

47

Mel Gibson

Actor

52.38% (11 of 21 votes)

87

48

Jeff Dunham

Ventriloquist

0% (0 of 1 votes)

12

49

Gilbert Arenas

Basketball Player

100% (5 of 5 votes)

19

50

Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Educator

88.89% (8 of 9 votes)

46

50

Sergeant James Crowley

Crime Fighter

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

61

51

Bill Clinton

U.S. President

32.00% (656 of 2050 votes)

53

53

Jon Gosselin

TV Personality

42.06% (98 of 233 votes)

11

54

Tareq Salahi

Entrepreneur

100% (10 of 10 votes)

23

55

Tom Sizemore

Actor

75.00% (15 of 20 votes)

86

56

Owl City

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

29

57

Jayson Williams

Basketball Player

66.67% (2 of 3 votes)

24

58

Frank Black

Vocalist

75.00% (3 of 4 votes)

88

59

Tyler Perry

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

37

60

Eric Massa

U.S. Congressman

58.33% (7 of 12 votes)

43

61

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

World Leader

50.37% (137 of 272 votes)

34

62

Mario Lopez

Actor

59.71% (163 of 273 votes)

10

64

Conrad Murray

Doctor

100% (1 of 1 votes)

26

65

Luke Wilson

Actor

71.43% (5 of 7 votes)

51

66

Sean Hannity

Commentator

43.48% (50 of 115 votes)

1

67

Bobby Moynihan

Comedian

100% (4 of 4 votes)

58

68

John Travolta

Actor

33.33% (4 of 12 votes)

78

69

Harvey Levin

TV Personality

0% (0 of 1 votes)

9

70

Rex Ryan

Football Coach

100% (6 of 6 votes)

68

71

Gary Coleman

Actor

25.00% (1 of 4 votes)

21

72

Juan Pablo Montoya

Auto Racer

83.33% (5 of 6 votes)

59

73

Bob Harper

Fitness Expert

32.89% (25 of 76 votes)

20

74

Robert Pattinson

Actor

87.50% (7 of 8 votes)

8

76

Michael Lohan

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

79

77

Brad Ferro

Oddity

0% (0 of 1 votes)

7

78

Tom Cable

Football Coach

100% (1 of 1 votes)

55

80

Rush Limbaugh

Radio Personality

35.11% (112 of 319 votes)

6

81

John Ensign

U.S. Senator

100% (1 of 1 votes)

28

82

John Terry

Soccer Player

66.67% (2 of 3 votes)

41

83

Mitt Romney

U.S. Senator

52.38% (55 of 105 votes)

33

84

Joe Wilson (Congressman)

U.S. Congressman

60.0% (9 of 15 votes)

77

85

Wolf Blitzer

Commentator

0% (0 of 6 votes)

76

86

James O'Keefe

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

5

87

3OH!3

Musicians

100% (1 of 1 votes)

75

88

Shaun White

Athlete

0% (0 of 0 votes)

74

90

Jason Reitman

Filmmaker

0% (0 of 0 votes)

44

92

Jeremy Piven

Actor

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

72

93

Ahmed Karzai

Politician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

4

94

Tim Burton

Filmmaker

100% (1 of 1 votes)

69

95

Aziz Ansari

Actor

10.81% (4 of 37 votes)

60

97

Steven Tyler

Vocalist

32.88% (24 of 73 votes)

39

98

Brock Lesnar

Wrestler

53.10% (60 of 113 votes)

73

99

Scott Brown

U.S. Senator

0% (0 of 2 votes)

27

100

Justin Bieber

Vocalist

70.89% (2350 of 3315 votes)