The Resume

(June 22, 1973- )
Plays first base, catcher and designated hitter for Kansas City Royals (1995-2007), Oakland A's (2008), Seattle Mariners (2009-10) and Philadelphia Phillies (2010)

Why he might be annoying:

His salary accounted for almost 1/3 of the 2005 Royals' player payroll.
He is injury-prone.
His injuries forced him to be just a designated hitter.
He is often mentioned in trade rumors since 2002.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is active in Kansas City charities, and partners with Garth Brooks in the Teammates for Kids Foundation.
He made an appearance on Saturday Night Live, coming out of a child's closet with a keg.
He made the AL All-Star squad, four times.
He is the Royal's team captain.
He stole home against the New York Yankees (August 15, 2002).

Credit: Rocky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Goatees
• Kansas City Royals
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at Me, Oh!
• Oakland Athletics
• One-Day Contract Retirements
• Philadelphia Phillies
• Profiles 15251-15500 (Ranked: 15303)
• Rocky's Profiles [Series 1]
• Seattle Mariners

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 21 Votes: 4.76% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 33 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 36 Votes: 69.44% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 75 Votes: 61.33% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 175 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 141 Votes: 47.52% Annoying