The Resume

(February 21, 1962- )
Writer of 'Fight Club,' 'Survivor,' 'Invisible Monsters, 'Choke,' ''Lullaby,' 'Fugitives & Refugees' and 'Diary'

Why he might be annoying:

His last name came from his Ukraine grandparents, Paula and Nick.
He has a fetish for collecting rare and foreign versions of his books.
He has an abnormally long neck and wears turtlenecks to cover it.

Why he might not be annoying:

His grandfather, Nick, murdered his grandmother, then committed suicide. Chuck's father had to hide under a bed to avoid Nick.
His Boston Terriers are named Imp and Chick.
He is a member of the Portland Chapter of the National Cacophony Society, who are 'united in the pursuit of experiences beyond the pale of mainstream society.'

Credit: Nora

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Allegedly Gay Men
• Authors Who Make Cameos in Their Book’s Movie
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [February] (Ranked: 2211962)
• Diseased Initials
• Fight Club [1999]
• Giraffes
• His Name is Robert's Least Annoying [Revised] (Ranked: 16)
• I am Ukrainian
• I Attended University of Oregon
• I Have Kidney Stones
• I Publicly Trashed My Book’s Movie
• Influenced by Friedrich Nietzche
• Influenced by Joseph Campbell
• Playboy Interview Subjects [2000s] (Ranked: 2009)
• Profiles 7751-8000 (Ranked: 7988)
• Terrier Owners

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 11 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 30 Votes: 76.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 155 Votes: 52.26% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 39 Votes: 64.10% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 27 Votes: 25.93% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 39 Votes: 71.79% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 25 Votes: 36.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 31 Votes: 38.71% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 45 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 135 Votes: 43.70% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 156 Votes: 42.31% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 361 Votes: 42.38% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 297 Votes: 47.14% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 692 Votes: 43.64% Annoying