The Resume

(May 30, 1955- )
Stone Mountain, Georgia
Birth name is Aurelian Smith Jr.
Schtick is based on bringing a snake in a bag to the wrestling ring
Began wrestling in 1976

Why he might be annoying:

He was arrested for non payment of child support (March 25, 1999).
He names just about all his snakes, 'Damian.'
One of his snakes was killed when wrestler, Earthquake, fell on it.
One of his snakes bit 'Macho Man' Randy Savage.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a big fan of Pink Floyd.
He made the 'DDT' wrestling move famous.
About his lack of being a good father, he candidly spoke of his 'quiet pain endured by not taking advantage of the greatest job in life - That of being a parent.
Whatever the reason or excuse one can use, none qualify to free me from the killing pain of failure to be a real father and take the time consuming task of being a man and being responsible enough to raise my own children.
Forgive me if you can - You see this Snake was dead wrong - so please don't try to be like Jake because it nearly kills for me to do it.
I'm sorry.'

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 50 Greatest WWE Superstars of All Time
• Alleged Crackheads
• Animal Names
• Baltimore Sun's Top 25 WrestleMania Stars [2009] (Ranked: 25)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [May] (Ranked: 5301955)
• Deadbeat Dads
• I Abused Cocaine
• I Gained a Lot of Weight/Fame Adds Pounds
• I Hosted a Wrestling Talk Show
• I Lost at Wrestlemania III [March 29, 1987]
• I Lost at Wrestlemania IV [March 27, 1988]
• I Lost at Wrestlemania VI [April 1, 1990]
• I Lost at Wrestlemania VIII [April 5, 1992]
• I Lost at Wrestlemania XII [March 31, 1996]
• I Made a Perverted Ass Out of Myself
• I Probably Banged Missy Hyatt
• I Reportedly Juiced
• I Took the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
• I was Injured by Animals
• I Won at Wrestlemania II [April 2, 1986]
• I Won at Wrestlemania V [April 2, 1989]
• I Won at Wrestlemania VII [March 24, 1991]
• Look at Me and My Pet
• My Dad was a Pro Wrestler Too
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [M-Z]
• Out of Shape Athletes
• Pro Wrestlers [Male]
• Professional Wrestling Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2020)
• Profiles 2251-2500 (Ranked: 2262)
• PWI Inspirational Wrestler of the Year (Ranked: 1996)
• Stuff Magazine's 20 Coolest Old-School Wrestlers [March 2006] (Ranked: 14)
• Total Wrestling Magazine's 100 Greatest Heels of All-Time (Ranked: 16)
• WCW TV Champs
• WWE Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2014)
• WWE's Top 25 Masters of the Mic (Ranked: 6)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 34 Votes: 67.65% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 71 Votes: 43.66% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 41 Votes: 53.66% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 70 Votes: 51.43% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 47 Votes: 72.34% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 60 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 81 Votes: 56.79% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 142 Votes: 61.97% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 340 Votes: 65.88% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 376 Votes: 61.97% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 807 Votes: 60.84% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2082 Votes: 69.40% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 3424 Votes: 66.94% Annoying