The Resume

(December 31, 1979- )
Born in Springdale, Arkansas
Birth name is Joshua David Hawley
US Senator from Missouri (assumed office January 3, 2019)
Missouri Attorney General from 2017 to 2019
Republican

Why he might be annoying:

He is an Andrew Walker lookalike (point of reference: Hallmark movie pretty boy).
He has opposed laws to anti-discriminatory measures protecting the LGBT community on several occasions.
As Missouri AG he joined a lawsuit to overturn the Affordable Care Act, calling it 'unconstitutional.'
He formed an exploratory committee a year after becoming Attorney General.
He announced plans to object to certifying the electoral college victory of Joe Biden (December 30, 2020).
The news that he intended to object resulted in Wal-Mart calling him 'a sore loser' in a cryptic tweet.

Why he might not be annoying:

He studied history at Stanford University, graduating in 2002 with a Bachelor of Arts degree and honors.
He clerked for Chief Justice John Roberts after graduating law school (he met his wife, a Yale Fellow, who was also clerking for Roberts, during this period).
He soundly beat moderate incumbent Claire McCaskill amid a year of gains for Democrats in the 2018 midterm elections.
He became the youngest sitting senator of the 116th United States Congress.
He has voiced support for the Hong Kong protests, including during a high profile visit to China.
He has been a leading voice in his opposing censorship by Big Tech and social media companies, calling for regulation laws for internet companies and social media platforms.
He joined Senator Bernie Sanders in calling for economic stimulus payments to Americans as COVID relief be raised from $600 to between $1,200 and $2,000.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 116th United States Congress - Senators [January 2019-December 2020]
• 117th United States Congress - Senators [January 2021-December 2022]
• 118th United States Congress - Senators [January 2023-December 2024]
• Annoyatorium's Most Annoying [2021] (Ranked: 7)
• Attorney
• Born on New Year's Eve [December 31st] (Ranked: 1979)
• BoyWiththeGreenHair’s Profiles [Series 17]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [December] (Ranked: 12311979)
• Celebrity Kansas City Chief Fans
• Historians
• I am a Born-Again Christian
• I am Disliked by Gays
• I am from St. Louis
• I Attended Stanford
• I Attended Yale
• I Became a Dad in 2012
• I Became a Dad in 2014
• I Became a Dad in 2020
• I Got in Twitter Trouble
• I Had a Parler Account
• I Married in 2010
• James Van Der Beek Look-alikes
• Look at My Face Mask
• My Forehead is Huge [Fiveheads]
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [A-L]
• Phi Beta Kappa Fraternity
• Profiles 49838-50000 (Ranked: 49884)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Sissies
• U.S. Senators

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 449 Votes: 59.69% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1110 Votes: 53.51% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 893 Votes: 53.64% Annoying