The Resume

(January 21, 1896-June 1, 1960)
Also known by the alias Paula Wolff
Youngest child of Alois and Klara Hitler
Youngest sister of Adolf Hitler

Why she might be annoying:

Her brother started the European theater during World War II and orchestrated the Holocaust.
She changed her name to Paula Wolff after her brother demanded it (Wolf was Adolf's nickname).
She was previously thought of as an innocent figure in Adolf's life until her diary was discovered.
She attempted to marry an infamous Holocaust euthanasia doctor. When big brother found out about the scheme, he sent the doctor to the eastern front.
When she was interrogated by U.S. intelligence, she recounted the joy of a day when she went clothes shopping with Adolf Hitler (surreal).
She cried when she learned her brother had committed suicide.

Why she might not be annoying:

Both of her parents were dead by the time she was 11.
She was shy and lived in virtual isolation.
She was fired from a job because of her brother's political activities.
It is because of her that we know anything about Adolf's childhood.
Concerning her brother, she said: 'I must honestly confess that I would have preferred it if he had followed his original ambition and become an architect. It would have saved the world a lot of worries.'
She never had children or married.
She was beaten by her older brother.

Credit: Captain Howdy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Adults Who Probably Died a Virgin
• Captain Howdy's Profiles [Series 5]
• Damaged Women
• I am a Nazi
• I Died in 1960 (Ranked: 64)
• I Live in My Sibling's Shadow
• Look at Me, I'm Reading
• Look at My Flowers
• My Dad was Violent/Abusive
• One of My Siblings Committed Suicide
• Profiles 17751-18000 (Ranked: 17786)
• Recluses
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 19600601)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 28 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 47 Votes: 31.91% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 48 Votes: 79.17% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 166 Votes: 63.86% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 47 Votes: 59.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 74 Votes: 59.46% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 93 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 382 Votes: 73.82% Annoying