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Nicolette Scorsese

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The Resume

    (January 6, 1954- )
    Born in Sherman Oaks, California
    Model turned actress
    Acted in 'Perfect Victims,' 'Aspen Extreme,' and 'Boxing Helena'
    Appeared in 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation'
    No relation to Martin Scorsese

Why she might be annoying:

    She dated Sean Penn.
    She’s only known for her small role as Mary the lingerie sales girl who flirts with Chevy Chase from behind the store counter.
    This included a scene where Clark Griswald fantasizes her performing a strip tease and skinny dipping to Bing Crosby’s Mele Kalikimaka before his niece walks in on him (marking one of the few times a Christmas classic approaches NSFW territory).
    She never attained the kind of career that fellow National Lampoon Vacation babe Christie Brinkley had.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She’s a fan of the Harry Potter movies.
    She was in a relationship with Antonio Sabato, Jr.
    There are (mostly male) fans of Christmas Vacation who watch the movie specifically for her two scenes.
    She had guest spots on NYPD Blue and ER before quietly retiring from acting.
    She doesn’t charge much for autographed photos of herself with inscriptions like ‘Can I Take Something Out for You?’ and ‘You Can’t See the Line!’

Credit: Eddie Burphy & BoyWiththeGreenHair

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Year In Review:

    For 2023, as of last week, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 14 Votes: 14.29% Annoying