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Vanessa Carlton

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The Resume

    (August 16, 1980- )
    Recorded 'A Thousand Miles,' 'Ordinary Day,' 'Rinse,' 'Sway' and 'Wanted'

Why she might be annoying:

    She has often drawn comparisons with Michelle Branch.
    She compares with Michelle in that they are about the same age, both are musician/songwriters, and they look alike.
    As a teenager, she skipped classes to practice on the piano while attending New York City's School of American Ballet and eventually quit in her senior year as she was burned out by ballet school.
    She hated high school but did manage to graduate.
    After dropping out of ballet school, she took a job as a waitress and played various gigs around New York until she was signed to a record deal.
    She suffers from depression.
    She admitted to an eating disorder.
    She pees in swimming pools and while bathing.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is a classically trained pianist.
    She got into music banging 'It's a Small World' on the piano by ear when she was two.
    As a child, she was exposed to a variety of classical composers which included Eric Satie and Mozart.
    She wrote her first piece of music when she was eight.
    She has been accepted to Columbia University and intends to go there soon.
    She likes to sun tan naked.
    She announced she is bi-sexual (June 21, 2010).

Credit: Whiff Boy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 87 Votes: 44.83% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 107 Votes: 46.73% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 60 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 42 Votes: 80.95% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 79 Votes: 48.10% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 53 Votes: 37.74% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 144 Votes: 64.58% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 169 Votes: 44.97% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 229 Votes: 47.16% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 142 Votes: 36.62% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 80 Votes: 63.75% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 385 Votes: 60.78% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 2388 Votes: 42.63% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1026 Votes: 42.01% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 1155 Votes: 41.65% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1322 Votes: 47.20% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 20288 Votes: 42.59% Annoying