The Resume

(July 7, 1995- )
Born in Norfolk, Virginia
Drafted 390th overall by the Tampa Bay Rays in the 2016 Major League Baseball Draft
1st Baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays (2019-20) and the Texas Rangers
AL Silver Slugger Award winner (2022)

Why he might be annoying:

He goes by his middle name, instead of his birth name of David.
He was mistaken for his teammate, Brandon Lowe during his tenure with the Rays.
He had a penchant for striking out early in his career.
He is the first player in major league history to strike out in two immaculate innings.
Some baseball pundits felt the Rays gave up on him too soon, while others felt the Rangers gave up way too much to acquire him.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was the second member of his family to be drafted in the MLB Draft, after his father, David.
He was a member of the Rays team that reached the World Series (2020).
He embraced the trade to the Rangers, as it gave him a chance to be a full-time player.
He earned a Silver Slugger Award during his breakout season (2022).

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AL Golden Glove Winners - First Basemen (Ranked: 2023)
• AL Silver Slugger - First Basemen (Ranked: 2022)
• Baseball Players
• Celebrity Juniors
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 05]
• Goatees
• Hazel Eyes
• I Attended Mississippi State University
• Known By a Middle Name
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at My Fist
• Mustaches
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56566)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Tampa Bay Rays
• Texas Rangers

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying