The Resume

(March 26, 1982- )
Born in Los Angeles, California
Drafted 215th overall by the St. Louis Cardinals in the 2003 MLB Amateur Draft
Shortstop for the St. Louis Cardinals (2007-10), Seattle Mariners (2011-13), New York Yankees (2013-15) and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (2016)
Fielding Bible Award winner (2012)

Why he might be annoying:

His middle name is Wood.
He suffered a wrist injury that caused him to miss a significant chunk of the 2006 season.
While he was considered a solid defensive player, his hitting skills were weak in contrast.
His tenures on a major league roster lasted no more than three seasons.
He sported a porn star moustache during his tenure with the Yankees.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a versatile player, having played every position except for catcher.
He was considered one of the soundest defensive players during his prime by baseball pundits.
He was considered an integral part of the Cardinals infield during their run to the 2009 NL Central title.
He added to his baseball repertoire, when he pitched the 8th inning of a game (August 25, 2015).
He was nominated for a Fielding Bible Award for three consecutive seasons, winning it once (2011-13).

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 04]
• Fielding Bible Award Winners: Shortstop (Ranked: 2012)
• Green Eyes
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Played For the Yankees and Mariners
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Los Angeles Angels
• Mustaches
• New York Yankees
• Profiles 55001-55186 (Ranked: 55047)
• Seattle Mariners
• St. Louis Cardinals

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying