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Kevin 'Noodles' Wasserman

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Musician

The Resume

    (February 4, 1963- )
    Guitarist for the Offspring
    Recorded the albums 'The Offspring,' 'Ignition,' 'Smash' 'Ixnay on the Hombre,' 'Americana,' 'Conspiracy of One' and 'Splinter'

Why he might be annoying:

    His hair started turning gray when he was 18.
    His signature guitar is a Ibanez covered with duct tape.
    The main reason he was asked to join the Offspring was because he was 21 and could buy beer for the underage trio.
    He was a school janitor.
    He shares the same nickname as the guitarist for Gorillaz.
    He has very thick glasses.
    He is the only member of the Offspring without a college degree.
    He has his daughter's initials tattooed in the sun on his right arm.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was stabbed by a Nazi skinhead in 1989.
    He enjoys snowboarding, surfing, fishing and skateboarding.
    He plays the more complicated guitar parts for the Offspring.
    He is married to the step-sister of former Offspring drummer, Ron Welty.

Credit: Toys in the Attic


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 30 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 64.41% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 22 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 39 Votes: 51.28% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 64 Votes: 67.19% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 314 Votes: 50.0% Annoying