The Resume

(February 20, 1975- )
Birth name is Eisler Livan Hernandez
Pitched for the Florida Marlins, San Francisco Giants, Montreal Expos, Washington Nationals, Arizona Diamondbacks, Minnesota Twins, Colorado Rockies, New York Mets and Atlanta Braves
1997 NLCS MVP with the Florida Marlins
1997 World Series MVP with the Florida Marlins

Why he might be annoying:

One of the first things he did after arriving in the U.S. was get his ear pierced.
He's heavyset, weighing in at 240 lbs and standing at 6'2.
He had a horrible 1999 season going 8-12 with a 4.64 ERA.
He loves to salsa dance.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was able to escape communist Cuba and live out the American dream.
His older brother, Orlando Hernandez followed suit a few years later.
He hit a single in his first major league at bat.
He's one of the best hitting pitchers in baseball.
He was voted to Baseball Digest's Rookie All-Star Team.
His 1997 Florida Marlins home jersey was added to the MLB Hall of Fame Museum.
His 15 strike outs in game 5 against the Atlanta Braves is an NLCS record.
Although being heavy, he has enough stamina to average 4 complete games per season, including 9 in the 1998 season.
He was well liked by his former manager Dusty Baker and is now well liked by his current manager, Frank Robinson.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2004 NL All-Star Team
• Arizona Diamondbacks
• Atlanta Braves
• Baseball Families (Ranked: 7)
• Baseball Players
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [February] (Ranked: 2201975)
• Colorado Rockies
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 3]
• I am a Miami, Floridian
• I am Cuban
• I Drive a Mercedes Benz [Other than the G500]
• Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the World [Book]
• Look at My Balls
• Miami Marlins
• Milwaukee Brewers
• Minnesota Twins
• Montreal Expos
• New York Mets
• NL Silver Slugger - Pitchers (Ranked: 2004)
• NLCS MVPs (Ranked: 1997)
• Political Asylum Seekers
• Profiles 9501-9750 (Ranked: 9596)
• Ravaged Faces
• San Francisco Giants
• Sexy Native Americans
• Washington Nationals
• World Series MVPs (Ranked: 1997)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 97 Votes: 55.67% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 154 Votes: 48.05% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 66.04% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 45 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 41 Votes: 70.73% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 87 Votes: 71.26% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 228 Votes: 74.12% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 439 Votes: 68.79% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 413 Votes: 68.52% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 87 Votes: 59.77% Annoying