Gallery of the Absurd

Historical Computers

Parody website skewering celebrity culture with tabloid-style portraits * Missing: Barron Hilton II * Erich Jarvis * Martin Rees * Shauna Sand * Candy Spelling * Giorgio Tsoukalos * Winnie the Pooh * Stephen Wolfram

Vote Ranking  

1

Pete Doherty

Musician

100% (6 of 6 votes)

2

Carrot Top

Comedian

100% (37 of 37 votes)

3

Tommy Lee

Musician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

4

Dalai Lama

Religious Figure

100% (1 of 1 votes)

5

Pedro Almodovar

Filmmaker

100% (1 of 1 votes)

6

Dina Lohan

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

7

Ray-J

Vocalist

100% (5 of 5 votes)

8

Lynne Spears

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

9

Brandon Davis

Heir

100% (2 of 2 votes)

10

Michio Kaku

Scientist

100% (1 of 1 votes)

11

Spencer Pratt

TV Personality

100% (5 of 5 votes)

12

Paula Deen

Chef

100% (9 of 9 votes)

13

Fred Durst

Vocalist

90.0% (9 of 10 votes)

14

Tara Reid

Actress

85.71% (6 of 7 votes)

15

Kimberly Stewart

Socialite

83.33% (10 of 12 votes)

16

Jack Nicholson

Actor

79.52% (66 of 83 votes)

17

Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

Athlete

77.06% (430 of 558 votes)

18

John Travolta

Actor

75.00% (3 of 4 votes)

19

Paris Hilton

Heiress

73.13% (1543 of 2110 votes)

20

Lara Flynn Boyle

Actress

71.43% (10 of 14 votes)

21

Tom Cruise

Actor

70.45% (205 of 291 votes)

22

Kim Kardashian

Socialite

69.00% (256 of 371 votes)

23

Satan

Oddity

68.94% (91 of 132 votes)

24

David Beckham

Soccer Player

68.92% (51 of 74 votes)

25

Kirstie Alley

Actress

68.71% (101 of 147 votes)

26

Rod Stewart

Vocalist

68.32% (110 of 161 votes)

27

Jessica Simpson

Vocalist

68.24% (58 of 85 votes)

28

Alec Baldwin

Actor

67.95% (53 of 78 votes)

29

Bjork (Guomundsdottir)

Vocalist

67.74% (21 of 31 votes)

30

Nicole Richie

TV Reality Show Contestant

66.04% (35 of 53 votes)

31

Heidi Montag

TV Personality

65.93% (89 of 135 votes)

32

Courtney Love

Vocalist

65.62% (42 of 64 votes)

33

Joan Rivers

Comedienne

65.47% (91 of 139 votes)

34

Khloe Kardashian

Celebrity's Relative

64.93% (87 of 134 votes)

35

Miley Cyrus

Actress

63.75% (1435 of 2251 votes)

36

Jay-Z

Vocalist

63.62% (1282 of 2015 votes)

37

Barack Obama

U.S. President

62.77% (1123 of 1789 votes)

38

Renee Zellweger

Actress

62.50% (5 of 8 votes)

39

Angelina Jolie

Actress

61.87% (86 of 139 votes)

40

Kanye West

Vocalist

61.78% (396 of 641 votes)

41

David Gest

Producer

60.87% (70 of 115 votes)

42

Stephen Hawking

Scientist

58.95% (112 of 190 votes)

43

Britney Spears

Vocalist

58.41% (198 of 339 votes)

44

Gary Busey

Actor

58.33% (7 of 12 votes)

45

Janice Dickinson

Model

58.33% (7 of 12 votes)

46

Lindsay Lohan

Actress

57.14% (36 of 63 votes)

47

Harry Reid

U.S. Senator

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

48

Tiger Woods

Golfer

51.22% (21 of 41 votes)

49

Betty White

Actress

50.10% (242 of 483 votes)

50

Katie Holmes

Actress

50.0% (11 of 22 votes)

51

Dustin Diamond

Actor

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

52

Thomas Kinkade

Artist

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

53

Elin Nordegren

Model

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

54

Chris Crocker

Internet Personality

50.0% (5 of 10 votes)

55

Jane Goodall

Animal Expert

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

56

Guy Fieri

Chef

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

57

Jennifer Lopez

Vocalist

49.70% (497 of 1000 votes)

58

Amy Winehouse

Vocalist

48.28% (14 of 29 votes)

59

Joe Biden

U.S. President

46.98% (15977 of 34011 votes)

60

Kelly Osbourne

TV Reality Show Contestant

44.44% (4 of 9 votes)

61

Pamela Anderson

Playmate

43.75% (14 of 32 votes)

62

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

Actresses

42.37% (25 of 59 votes)

63

Donald Trump

U.S. President

42.34% (2395 of 5657 votes)

64

Victoria Beckham

Vocalist

42.18% (124 of 294 votes)

65

Tila Tequila

Model

42.04% (539 of 1282 votes)

66

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

TV Reality Show Contestant

42.00% (42 of 100 votes)

67

Marc Anthony

Vocalist

41.07% (23 of 56 votes)

68

Mischa Barton

Actress

40.74% (11 of 27 votes)

69

Kris Jenner

Socialite

40.0% (46 of 115 votes)

70

Brad Pitt

Actor

39.34% (24 of 61 votes)

71

Rachael Ray

Chef

39.02% (16 of 41 votes)

72

Diddy (Sean Combs)

Vocalist

38.00% (19 of 50 votes)

73

Madonna (Ciccone)

Vocalist

37.84% (42 of 111 votes)

74

Mel Gibson

Actor

37.50% (6 of 16 votes)

75

Melania Knauss Trump

Celebrity's Relative

37.00% (289 of 781 votes)

76

Anthony Weiner

U.S. Congressman

35.67% (56 of 157 votes)

77

Nancy Pelosi

U.S. Congressman

35.20% (477 of 1355 votes)

78

Giada De Laurentiis

Chef

33.33% (1 of 3 votes)

79

John McCain

U.S. Senator

32.81% (21 of 64 votes)

80

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Actor

32.20% (19 of 59 votes)

81

Star Jones

TV Personality

32.08% (85 of 265 votes)

82

Ted Kennedy

U.S. Senator

32.00% (176 of 550 votes)

83

Lily Allen

Vocalist

32.00% (48 of 150 votes)

84

Ryan Gosling

Actor

31.58% (6 of 19 votes)

85

Lucy Liu

Actress

25.22% (29 of 115 votes)

86

Sarah Palin

Politician

20.49% (2077 of 10136 votes)

87

Sylvester Stallone

Actor

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

88

Antonio Banderas

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

89

LeAnn Rimes

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

90

Andy Warhol

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

91

Tori Spelling

Actress

0% (0 of 2 votes)

92

Carlos Leon

Fitness Expert

0% (0 of 0 votes)

93

Maddox Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

94

Egon Schiele

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

95

Gordon Ramsay

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

96

Mario Batali

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

97

Penelope Cruz

Actress

0% (0 of 0 votes)

98

Jude Law

Actor

0% (0 of 11 votes)

99

George Clooney

Actor

0% (0 of 5 votes)

100

Bela Lugosi

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

101

Karl Lagerfeld

Designer

0% (0 of 0 votes)

102

Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

103

Vince Vaughn

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

104

Verne Troyer

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

105

Rachel Uchitel

Socialite

0% (0 of 0 votes)

106

Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 3 votes)

107

Nadya Suleman

Oddity

0% (0 of 0 votes)

108

Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

109

Kris Humphries

Basketball Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

110

Joe Simpson

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

111

Suri Cruise

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 5 votes)

112

John Mayer

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

113

Keira Knightley

Actress

0% (0 of 6 votes)

114

Tom Waits

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

115

Clay Aiken

Vocalist

0% (0 of 6 votes)

116

Salvador Dali

Artist

0% (0 of 5 votes)

117

Richie Sambora

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

118

Lisa and Louise Burns

Actresses

0% (0 of 0 votes)

119

Rod Serling

Author

0% (0 of 0 votes)

120

Kathy Hilton

Socialite

0% (0 of 0 votes)

121

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

122

Ina Garten

Chef

0% (0 of 1 votes)