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Chris Martin

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The Resume

    (March 2, 1977- )
    Vocalist/Guitarist/Pianist for Coldplay
    Appears on 'Parachutes' (2000) and 'A Rush of Blood to the Head' (2002)
    Performs 'Trouble,' 'Yellow,' 'Don't Panic,' 'Shiver,' 'High Speed,' 'Clocks,' 'In My Place,' 'The Scientist,' 'Politik' and 'God Put A Smile On Your Face'
    Married to Gwyneth Paltrow

Why he might be annoying:

    He painted signs for a living before joining Coldplay.
    He dated the younger sister of his manager.
    His old hair-style was a curly, small afro.
    He was arrested in Australia after trashing the car of a paparazzi who took pictures of him surfing (July 20, 2003).
    He asked the photographer to delete the pictures and when the photographer refused, he took a rock and started smashing the windows of the guy's Jeep. He hit the windscreen eight times and tried letting the air out of the tires.
    He named his daughter, Apple (May 14, 2004) and his son Moses (April 9, 2006).

Why he might not be annoying:

    His vocals have been compared to those of Thom Yorke's.
    He is married to Gwyneth Paltrow (December 5, 2003).
    He was in his first band when he was only 11.
    He studied Ancient World Studies at 'University College' in London, England.
    Other influences of his includes Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Neil Young and Flaming Lips.
    When the sudden success came, Chris said: 'We're happier than pigs in shit, to be honest.'

Credit: Whitestrpsrocker


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 78 Votes: 37.18% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 38 Votes: 26.32% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 258 Votes: 52.71% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 288 Votes: 46.53% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 100 Votes: 46.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 158 Votes: 53.80% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 219 Votes: 56.62% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 74 Votes: 52.70% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 53 Votes: 77.36% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 78 Votes: 51.28% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 73 Votes: 50.68% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 94 Votes: 67.02% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 121 Votes: 51.24% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 104 Votes: 48.08% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 205 Votes: 43.41% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 90 Votes: 38.89% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 210 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 396 Votes: 44.19% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 1230 Votes: 42.68% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1135 Votes: 42.56% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 970 Votes: 44.12% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 576 Votes: 46.53% Annoying