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Patrick Kane

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Hockey Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He is undersized for a forward.
    He was over-hyped as a junior prospect.
    He shares his name with the Scottish rock musician.
    After one season of playing in the Ontario Hockey League, hockey pundits were already slapping high draft expectations on him.
    He is painfully thin for a hockey player.
    He assaulted a cab driver over a twenty cent fare, after the cabbie claimed to not know who he was (August, 2009).
    He grew a mullet during the 2010 Stanley Cup Playoffs.
    An investigation into allegations of rape was launched against him, with his victim allegedly having bite marks on her shoulder and a scratch on her leg (August 10, 2015).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is the highest draft pick in the history of the Blackhawks franchise, supplanting both Denis Savard and Cam Barker who were both taken with the third overall pick.
    He is described as a skilled player with a natural scoring ability by hockey pundits.
    He and James vanRiemsdyk are the first American tandem to be drafted with both the 1st and 2nd overall picks in NHL history.
    He is the sixth American born player to be drafted 1st overall.
    He recorded 118 points during his first season with London of the OHL.
    He scored the Stanley Cup clinching goal in overtime, which helped the Blackhawks capture their first Stanley Cup championship in 48 years (2010).

Credit: Ricky


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 31 Votes: 35.48% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 76.92% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 63 Votes: 63.49% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 140 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 41 Votes: 68.29% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 40 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 49 Votes: 59.18% Annoying