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Eric Massa

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U.S. Congressman

The Resume

    (September 16, 1959- )
    Born in Charleston, South Carolina
    One term Democratic Congressman representing New York's 29th Congressional district (January 3, 2009-March 8, 2010)

Why he might be annoying:

    He was investigated by the House Ethics Committee due to allegations of sexual misconduct.
    He initially said his behavior with his senior staffer was 'salty,' but denied any misconduct.
    Later, he admitted that he not only groped his staffer, he tickled him until he couldn't breathe.
    He said the ethics investigation was a result of a Democratic conspiracy against him.
    While showering at a gym, he claimed a nude Rahm Emanuel angrily confronted him about not supporting President Obama's health care bill.
    He claimed he had photos from his time in the Navy which looked like 'an orgy in Caligula.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He graduated from the United States Naval Academy, then served in the Navy for 24 years.
    He refused to vote for Obama's health care plan because he believed it was not 'liberal enough.'
    He was diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin lymphoma (a legitimate reason as to why he resigned).
    He went on Glenn Beck's tv show, and turned out to be a bigger hot mess than the unstable host!
    He was one of just two Democrats elected to Congress from New York's conservative 29th district between 1980 and 2008.
    He challenged Dick Cheney to a public debate on terror, even if Cheney would only agree to do it on FoxNews.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 35 Votes: 65.71% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 172 Votes: 75.58% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 313 Votes: 61.66% Annoying