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Rainbeau Mars

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The Resume

    (June 18, 1976- )
    Raised in Boulder, Colorado
    Holistic yoga and fitness instructor
    Chief executive officer of Rainbeau Mars Lifestyles (later Rainbeau Mars Omnimedia)
    Film credits include ‘The People vs Larry Flynt’ and ‘100 Girls’
    Global ambassador for Adidas Women (2007–2009)

Why she might be annoying:

    No, that’s not a misprint, that’s her real name (Rainbeau Harmony Mars, to be exact).
    Her mother has a normal name (Brigitte)… but then we get to her five-years-older sister — Sunflower Sparkle!
    Oh, man, that great big gummy grin and nose. And those massive horse teeth!
    Prior to her wedding, she instructed her guests to go on a strict vegan diet for three weeks (can you say, ‘Bridezilla’?).
    She defended her cleansing stance, on the Ryan Seacrest Show, as ‘purely charitable.’

Why she might not be annoying:

    She began booking lead roles in school plays in the first grade!
    As the daughter of hippies – and eventually a single mother – she came by her spiritualism honestly.
    She did not go into modeling until her mid-teens.
    She has at least 20 yoga instruction DVDs to her credit.
    Her client base includes Ben Stiller and Flea.
    Well, at least her daughter has a relatively normal name (Jade Destiny).

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 40 Votes: 57.50% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying