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Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

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The Resume

    (October 28, 1949- )
    Born in Mount Kisco, New York
    Olympic Gold Medal Decathlon champion (July 30, 1976)
    Member of Olympic Hall of Fame (1986)
    Sports commentator (ABC, NBC)
    Wrote 'Decathlon Challenge: Bruce Jenner's Story,' 'Bruce Jenner's Viewer's Guide to the Olympics,' 'The Teenage Guide to Fitness' and 'Finding the Champion Within'
    Announced he was transitioning to life as a woman (February 2015); debuted as Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair (June 1, 2015)
    Sued for his involvement in a fatal car accident (May 1, 2015)

Why she might be annoying:

    He is twice divorced.
    His first wife, Chrystie, worked as an airline stewardess for United, so he could train for the Olympics. He became an Olympic champ and later divorced her (1972-80). He got her pregnant during their separation.
    He said: 'Don't let the press feel too bad for Chrystie. She's going to be financially set for the rest of her life.'
    He won Father of the Year award. (Huh? He was married three times! - 1986).
    He has ten children. His kids are Kendall, Kourtney, Kimberly, Khloe, Casey, Robert, Burt, Brandon and Brody.
    He divorced his second wife, Elvis' ex-sweetheart Linda Thompson (1981-85).
    He and wife Kris do 'SuperFit with Bruce and Kris Jenner' infomercials. Some of his infomercial products he hawks are SuperStep, StairClimber Plus, Minimax, PowerWalk Plus, Minimax Plus and PowerTrainer.
    He named his corporation '8618' (the number of points he scored in the decathlon).
    He acted in 'Can't Stop the Music' with The Village People.
    The Bruce Jenner sneaker was made by Buster Brown.
    His childhood nickname was 'Bruiser.'
    He flunked second grade (It was later realized that dyslexia may have been the cause).
    He took 57 vitamin pills per day while training for the Decathlon. He now pigs out on fast foods.
    He had a nose job.

Why she might not be annoying:

    He said: 'I spent twelve years training for a career that was over in a week. Joe Namath spent one week training for a career that lasted twelve years.'
    He is famed for waving the stars and stripes after winning the Decathlon, he admits it was not his idea.
    As a kid, his family moved every four or five years.
    His father, Bill, won a silver medal in the U.S. Army Olympics 100m dash in Nuremberg, Germany (1945).
    His grandfather was a fixture at the Boston Marathon.
    He is dyslexic.
    He helps out with the Special Olympics and the President's Council on Physical Fitness.
    He tested for the role of Superman but was turned down.
    SF D.A. Joe Freitas sued him for deceptive-advertising when he said he ate lots of Wheaties growing up. Jenner made him look like a fool when he said: 'I ate Wheaties. Ask my mother. Mothers never lie.'
    His high school athletics went almost unnoticed, he received only a $500 scholarship offer from Graceland College in Lamoni, Iowa.
    He failed his draft physical.
    He finish unexpectedly tenth place in the 1972 Olympics.
    After winning the decathlon, his speaking fee rose from $50 to $7,500.

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Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 1611 Votes: 62.76% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 1397 Votes: 72.23% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1148 Votes: 61.06% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2307 Votes: 69.53% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 5189 Votes: 82.48% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6371 Votes: 88.02% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 513 Votes: 87.13% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 1631 Votes: 84.86% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 259 Votes: 53.67% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 103 Votes: 63.11% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 209 Votes: 61.24% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 37 Votes: 59.46% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 55 Votes: 67.27% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 359 Votes: 64.62% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 437 Votes: 80.32% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 94 Votes: 65.96% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 194 Votes: 58.25% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 258 Votes: 55.04% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 338 Votes: 70.12% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 579 Votes: 68.05% Annoying