The Resume

(November 10, 1948-December 26, 2005)
Acted in ‘The Great Gatsby (1974),’ ‘The Happy Hooker (1975),’ ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975),’ ‘Rescue from Gilligan’s Island (1978),’ ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982),’ ‘Taxi (1982-1983),’ ‘The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984),’ ‘Amadeus (1984),’ ‘Faerie Tale Theatre (1984),’ ‘Better Off Dead (1985),’ ‘Who’s the Boss? (1985),’ ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation (1988),’ ‘Valmont (1989),’ ‘Ghost (1990),’ ‘Tales from the Crypt (1991),’ ‘Batman Returns (1992),’ ‘Clive Barker’s Lord of Illusions (1995),’ ‘The X Files (1995),’ ‘The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996),’ ‘Tomorrow Never Dies (1997),’ ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1998),’ ‘Man on the Moon (1999),’ ‘Family Guy (2001)’ and ‘Death to Smoochy (2002)’

Why he might be annoying:

He acted in Tim Conway’s idiotic ‘Dorf’ videos.
He appeared in the notorious bomb ‘Death to Smoochy.’
One critic said: ‘His face could give you bad dreams.’
Another called him ‘possibly the ugliest Hollywood star in history.’
He procreated with dog-faced actress Allyce Beasley (can you imagine what that kid must look like?).

Why he might not be annoying:

He was one of the busiest character actors of the eighties and nineties.
He performed bit parts in dozens of memorable films.
He was an accomplished chef, and had published prize-winning cookbooks.

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Actors of Italian Descent
• Alien Heads
• Born in Brooklyn, New York
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [November] (Ranked: 11101948)
• Chefs
• Droopy Eyes
• Esquire's Ranking of Every Bond Villain [2017] (Ranked: 27)
• Faerie Tale Theater
• Fast Times at Ridgemont High [1982]
• Horse Faces
• Horseshoe Haircut
• I Appeared on Jerry Lewis' MDA Telethon [S-T]
• I Died in 2005 (Ranked: 57)
• I Have Lung Cancer
• I Have Marfan's Syndrome
• I Married in 1992
• I Portrayed a Gay on TV
• I Portrayed a Monster
• I Portrayed a Spook
• I Portrayed a Teacher
• I Portrayed an Alien
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Smoking
• Male Pipe Smokers
• Milos Forman Films
• Ogres [Huge and Hulky]
• Paul Mazursky Films
• Profiles 14501-14750 (Ranked: 14517)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Stars of Horror Films
• Watchmojo's 10 Actors You Know By Face, But Not By Name [2022] (Ranked: 8)
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20051226)
• Wieland Kalligaro's Profiles [Series 5]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 88 Votes: 46.59% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 75 Votes: 54.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 58 Votes: 37.93% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 103 Votes: 43.69% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 284 Votes: 40.49% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 230 Votes: 39.57% Annoying