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Douglas Fur

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The Resume

    (March 14, 2023- )
    Born in Portland, Oregon
    Mascot for the Portland Trail Blazers
    Antrophomorphic sasquatch
    Resides at the Moda Center
    Cheers for the Trail Blazers alongside Blaze the Trail Cat

Why Douglas Fur might be annoying:

    He is a cliché of the Sasquatch who occupied the Pacific Northwest region.
    He is a clear-cut knock off of Squatch, the former mascot of the Seattle SuperSonics.
    He is named after a type of tree native to the Pacific Northwest.
    He was described as being a beanie-wearing hipster in his biography.
    His bio also describes him as a vegan.

Why Douglas Fur might not be annoying:

    He is a modern spinoff of the original 1980’s mascot.
    He was brought in to appeal to the team’s younger demographic.
    He enjoys volunteering with children’s charities in the Portland area.
    He is the second official mascot in the history of the Trail Blazers franchise (after Blaze).

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 92 Votes: 64.13% Annoying