The Resume

(circa 1963- )
Born in France
Luxury shoe designer
Clients include Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Tina Turner, Christina Aguilera and Patti LaBelle

Why he might be annoying:

He ditched class to watch Parisian showgirls perform.
He eventually dropped out of high school.
His shoe prices are extortionate.

Why he might not be annoying:

His trademark design is a five-inch stiletto heel ratcheted on a bright red sole.
He was name-checked in a Jennifer Lopez tune.
His shoes are a retifist's wet dream.
He admitted the reason he made such sexy shoes was because he '...wanted to create something that broke rules and made women feel confident and empowered.'

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 10]
• Beastie Boys References
• Black Men Loved by Whites
• Chris Brown References
• Designers
• I am a Citizen of France
• I Did Not Graduate High School [J-M]
• Profiles 27501-27750 (Ranked: 27542)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 27 Votes: 62.96% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying