The Resume

(November 3, 1987- )
Born in Charlotte, North Carolina
Third baseman for the Seattle Mariners
Gold Glove Award winner (2014)

Why he might be annoying:

His career was overshadowed by that of his younger brother.
He wore a jersey that said 'Corey's Brother' on the back for the Players Weekend series (2016).
His middle name is Duerr.
He cried at the end of the Mariners 2021 season finale.
He was in a stalemate with Mariners general manager Jerry DiPoto, and admitted the two hadn't spoken to each other in his last four seasons with the team.

Why he might not be annoying:

He grew up a fan of the New York Yankees and lists Derek Jeter as his favorite player growing up.
He established himself as a fan favorite in Seattle.
He and Corey are the first set of brothers in major leagie history to record 25+ home runs in the same season.
He was considered one of the respected leaders in the Mariners clubhouse.
He remained loyal to the Mariners throughout the team's lean years.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AL Golden Glove Winners - Third Basemen (Ranked: 2014)
• Baseball Families (Ranked: 46)
• Baseball Players
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [November] (Ranked: 11031987)
• Celebrity New York Yankee Fans
• I Attended University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill
• I Live in My Sibling's Shadow
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Men Caught Weeping in Public
• Profiles 53001-53250 (Ranked: 53097)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 34]
• Seattle Mariners

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying