Gallery of the Absurd

Historical Computers

Parody website skewering celebrity culture with tabloid-style portraits * Missing: Barron Hilton II * Erich Jarvis * Martin Rees * Shauna Sand * Candy Spelling * Giorgio Tsoukalos * Winnie the Pooh * Stephen Wolfram

Vote Ranking  

1

Pete Doherty

Musician

100% (6 of 6 votes)

2

Carrot Top

Comedian

100% (37 of 37 votes)

3

Tommy Lee

Musician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

4

Dalai Lama

Religious Figure

100% (1 of 1 votes)

5

Janice Dickinson

Model

100% (7 of 7 votes)

6

Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

Athlete

100% (346 of 346 votes)

7

Pedro Almodovar

Filmmaker

100% (1 of 1 votes)

8

Lynne Spears

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

9

Brandon Davis

Heir

100% (2 of 2 votes)

10

Dina Lohan

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

11

Ray-J

Vocalist

100% (5 of 5 votes)

12

Michio Kaku

Scientist

100% (1 of 1 votes)

13

Spencer Pratt

TV Personality

100% (5 of 5 votes)

14

Paula Deen

Chef

100% (9 of 9 votes)

15

Fred Durst

Vocalist

90.0% (9 of 10 votes)

16

Tara Reid

Actress

85.71% (6 of 7 votes)

17

Kimberly Stewart

Socialite

83.33% (10 of 12 votes)

18

Heidi Montag

TV Personality

78.05% (96 of 123 votes)

19

Jennifer Lopez

Vocalist

76.66% (1652 of 2155 votes)

20

Paris Hilton

Heiress

76.42% (1821 of 2383 votes)

21

Jay-Z

Vocalist

76.25% (2350 of 3082 votes)

22

John Travolta

Actor

75.00% (3 of 4 votes)

23

Miley Cyrus

Actress

71.52% (2009 of 2809 votes)

24

Lara Flynn Boyle

Actress

71.43% (10 of 14 votes)

25

Tom Cruise

Actor

69.93% (200 of 286 votes)

26

Jack Nicholson

Actor

69.47% (66 of 95 votes)

27

Kim Kardashian

Socialite

69.33% (260 of 375 votes)

28

Rod Stewart

Vocalist

69.18% (110 of 159 votes)

29

Courtney Love

Vocalist

68.97% (40 of 58 votes)

30

Nicole Richie

TV Reality Show Contestant

68.97% (40 of 58 votes)

31

Satan

Oddity

68.94% (91 of 132 votes)

32

David Beckham

Soccer Player

68.92% (51 of 74 votes)

33

Kirstie Alley

Actress

68.71% (101 of 147 votes)

34

Stephen Hawking

Scientist

68.29% (112 of 164 votes)

35

Jessica Simpson

Vocalist

68.24% (58 of 85 votes)

36

Alec Baldwin

Actor

67.95% (53 of 78 votes)

37

Kris Jenner

Socialite

67.30% (142 of 211 votes)

38

Bjork (Guomundsdottir)

Vocalist

66.67% (20 of 30 votes)

39

Joan Rivers

Comedienne

65.47% (91 of 139 votes)

40

Khloe Kardashian

Celebrity's Relative

64.93% (87 of 134 votes)

41

Kanye West

Vocalist

62.71% (412 of 657 votes)

42

Renee Zellweger

Actress

62.50% (5 of 8 votes)

43

Lindsay Lohan

Actress

62.07% (36 of 58 votes)

44

David Gest

Producer

60.87% (70 of 115 votes)

45

Barack Obama

U.S. President

60.25% (1114 of 1849 votes)

46

Britney Spears

Vocalist

58.41% (198 of 339 votes)

47

Gary Busey

Actor

58.33% (7 of 12 votes)

48

Donald Trump

U.S. President

56.80% (4149 of 7305 votes)

49

Harry Reid

U.S. Senator

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

50

Angelina Jolie

Actress

55.46% (66 of 119 votes)

51

Melania Knauss Trump

Celebrity's Relative

54.06% (286 of 529 votes)

52

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

TV Reality Show Contestant

53.95% (41 of 76 votes)

53

Tiger Woods

Golfer

51.22% (21 of 41 votes)

54

Dustin Diamond

Actor

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

55

Katie Holmes

Actress

50.0% (11 of 22 votes)

56

Elin Nordegren

Model

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

57

Thomas Kinkade

Artist

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

58

Giada De Laurentiis

Chef

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

59

Jane Goodall

Animal Expert

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

60

Chris Crocker

Internet Personality

50.0% (5 of 10 votes)

61

Guy Fieri

Chef

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

62

Betty White

Actress

49.58% (237 of 478 votes)

63

Amy Winehouse

Vocalist

48.28% (14 of 29 votes)

64

Joe Biden

U.S. President

46.57% (15463 of 33206 votes)

65

Sarah Palin

Politician

44.53% (6469 of 14528 votes)

66

Kelly Osbourne

TV Reality Show Contestant

44.44% (4 of 9 votes)

67

Pamela Anderson

Playmate

43.75% (14 of 32 votes)

68

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

Actresses

42.37% (25 of 59 votes)

69

Victoria Beckham

Vocalist

42.18% (124 of 294 votes)

70

Tila Tequila

Model

42.00% (538 of 1281 votes)

71

Marc Anthony

Vocalist

41.07% (23 of 56 votes)

72

Mischa Barton

Actress

40.74% (11 of 27 votes)

73

Brad Pitt

Actor

39.34% (24 of 61 votes)

74

Rachael Ray

Chef

39.02% (16 of 41 votes)

75

Diddy (Sean Combs)

Vocalist

38.00% (19 of 50 votes)

76

Mel Gibson

Actor

37.50% (6 of 16 votes)

77

Madonna (Ciccone)

Vocalist

37.04% (40 of 108 votes)

78

Anthony Weiner

U.S. Congressman

35.67% (56 of 157 votes)

79

John McCain

U.S. Senator

35.59% (21 of 59 votes)

80

Nancy Pelosi

U.S. Congressman

35.12% (472 of 1344 votes)

81

Star Jones

TV Personality

34.93% (73 of 209 votes)

82

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Actor

32.20% (19 of 59 votes)

83

Lily Allen

Vocalist

32.00% (48 of 150 votes)

84

Ted Kennedy

U.S. Senator

32.00% (176 of 550 votes)

85

Ryan Gosling

Actor

31.58% (6 of 19 votes)

86

Lucy Liu

Actress

26.36% (29 of 110 votes)

87

Sylvester Stallone

Actor

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

88

LeAnn Rimes

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

89

Tori Spelling

Actress

0% (0 of 0 votes)

90

Andy Warhol

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

91

Antonio Banderas

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

92

Carlos Leon

Fitness Expert

0% (0 of 0 votes)

93

Maddox Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

94

Egon Schiele

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

95

Gordon Ramsay

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

96

Mario Batali

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

97

Penelope Cruz

Actress

0% (0 of 0 votes)

98

George Clooney

Actor

0% (0 of 5 votes)

99

Vince Vaughn

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

100

Bela Lugosi

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

101

Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

102

Jude Law

Actor

0% (0 of 11 votes)

103

Verne Troyer

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

104

Karl Lagerfeld

Designer

0% (0 of 0 votes)

105

Keira Knightley

Actress

0% (0 of 6 votes)

106

Tom Waits

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

107

Ina Garten

Chef

0% (0 of 1 votes)

108

John Mayer

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

109

Clay Aiken

Vocalist

0% (0 of 6 votes)

110

Salvador Dali

Artist

0% (0 of 5 votes)

111

Richie Sambora

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

112

Kathy Hilton

Socialite

0% (0 of 0 votes)

113

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

114

Rod Serling

Author

0% (0 of 0 votes)

115

Rachel Uchitel

Socialite

0% (0 of 0 votes)

116

Lisa and Louise Burns

Actresses

0% (0 of 0 votes)

117

Kris Humphries

Basketball Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

118

Joe Simpson

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

119

Suri Cruise

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 3 votes)

120

Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 3 votes)

121

Nadya Suleman

Oddity

0% (0 of 0 votes)

122

Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)