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The Resume

    (622- )
    One of the three Abramic religions
    Followers are called 'Muslims'
    Biblical messengers of Islam include Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad
    Internal divisions include Shi'ite (conservative), Sunni (moderate) and Sufi (mystical)
    Holy book is 'The Qur'an'
    Worship in Mosqes
    Fast during Ramadan
    Pray to Allah
    1.3 billion followers worldwide
    Helped make 'Muhammad' and its variations the most popular name in the world

Why they might be annoying:

    Many Islamic nations have fundamentalist dictatorships in desert regions.
    In some regions, they fight against the Jewish people.
    They forbid the use of statues.
    Terrorist leaders tend to do their attacks in the name of Islam.
    Their laws are based on pleasing Allah rather than pleasing the people.
    They don't allow their women to show any skin.
    They aren't allowed to sing anything that isn't related to Islam.
    They don't have any central authority in their church practices, leading some worshippers to sometimes follow people who completely bastardize the practices of their religion (i.e. Osama bin Laden).
    They put a bounty on the head of Salman Rushdie for writing a book that did not show them in a favorable light.

Why they might not be annoying:

    They are often wrongfully accused of female genital mutilation, which doesn't occur in a vast majority of Islamic-practicing countries.
    Historically, they have had to put up with a lot of shit from Christians, in the form of numerous crusades and colonization by Christian countries.
    Before World War I, the worst thing that they did to Jews was give them additional taxation. Otherwise, they accepted them.
    They go on a road trip every year to Makkah.
    They love Jesus and consider him the second-best prophet to Muhammad.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 438 Votes: 74.66% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 294 Votes: 48.64% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 388 Votes: 53.87% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 199 Votes: 69.85% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 492 Votes: 48.17% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 850 Votes: 59.88% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3004 Votes: 65.65% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 951 Votes: 82.97% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1223 Votes: 94.36% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 3900 Votes: 63.36% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 2699 Votes: 65.25% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 2928 Votes: 64.72% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 2032 Votes: 80.27% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 1675 Votes: 64.60% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 2856 Votes: 76.72% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 1692 Votes: 71.69% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 1564 Votes: 80.50% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 335 Votes: 78.51% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 1002 Votes: 74.95% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 704 Votes: 69.46% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 1167 Votes: 53.81% Annoying