The Resume

(April 12, 1985- )
Born Jeísa Chiminazzo in Muçum, Brazil
32½-23-34½
Model for Vogue, Elle, Anna Molinari, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Marc Jacobs, Chanel, Christian Lacroix and Ralph Lauren

Why she might be annoying:

The Brazilian male model who 'discovered' her at thirteen thought she had an 'innocent child' look. (Really??? A thirteen-year old with an 'innocent child' look?)
She began modeling at thirteen.
The French love Jeisa.

Why she might not be annoying:

She has natural green eyes.
Jeisa is best friends with fellow Brazilian model, Isabeli Fontana.
She loves all kinds of music from Bob Marley to MC Solaar.
She is a Brazilian, like fellow models Michelle Alves, Barbara Araujo, Alessandra Ambrosial, Ana Beatriz Barros, Patricia Barros, Carolina Bitetncourt, Marcelle Bittar, Gisèle Bündchen, Christina Canhos, Larissa Castro, Luciana Curtis, Ellie, Isabeli Fontana, Emma Heming, Ana Hickmann, Isabella Fiorentino, Vanessa Greca, Adriana Lima, Daniela Lopes, Kartika Luyet, Renata Maciel, Ana Claudia Michels, Caroline Ribeiro-Meisel, Luciana Morad, Suyane Moreira, Fabiane Nunes, Raica Oliveira, Sabrina Orthmann, Ana Paula Papa, Tatiana Rossi, Daniella Sarahyba, Fernanda Tavares, Isabela Tavares, Karen Vareschi and Jennifer Vaz
She lives in New York City.
She prefers simple things on her time off like a bike ride through central park, going to museums or just hanging with friends.

Credit: SumoBear

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Chanel Models
• Dolce & Gabbana Models
• Emanuel Ungaro Models
• Express Models
• Green Eyes
• Luxury Fashion.com's Top 100 Fashion Models [2007] (Ranked: 34)
• Profiles 4751-5000 (Ranked: 4906)
• SumoBear's Profiles

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 90 Votes: 62.22% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 27 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 27 Votes: 74.07% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 42 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 171 Votes: 75.44% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 106 Votes: 56.60% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 182 Votes: 40.11% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 230 Votes: 56.96% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 353 Votes: 62.89% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1154 Votes: 45.84% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1007 Votes: 46.57% Annoying